In France, priests don’t drink milk. It must be because they’re not lait people.
Communicating with the deaf is easier than learning Chinese, just ask a Signologist.
Only when the entire planet makes jokes about Billy Idol, will there be har mony.
People with verbal diarrhea produce a lot of sputum.
If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent.
Andrew from Dugald:
I asked my local priest why he never did funeral services before noon. He yawned and said, “I’m not really a mourning parson“.
When they cloned the great communist philosopher, it was a re-Marxable achievement.
NED: Will you help me pass my French exam?
ED: Sure, no problem at all.
NED: Oh thank you. I am full of grad etude!
Cows who produce rotten milk should be put out to pasteur.
Hear about the hobbled gynecologist, who couldn’t walk anywhere without crotches?