In France, priests don’t drink milk. It must be because they’re not lait people.
Only when the entire planet makes jokes about Billy Idol, will there be har mony.
People with verbal diarrhea produce a lot of sputum.
If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent.
Andrew from Dugald:
I asked my local priest why he never did funeral services before noon. He yawned and said, “I’m not really a mourning parson“.
NED: Will you help me pass my French exam?
ED: Sure, no problem at all.
NED: Oh thank you. I am full of grad etude!
Cows who produce rotten milk should be put out to pasteur.
Hear about the hobbled gynecologist, who couldn’t walk anywhere without crotches?
Modern environmentalists have a quasi-religious zeal. They’re like emissionaries.
Geometer punks love graph-iti.