In fairy tale-land, if you cross a bridge, you have to pay the troll.
In France, priests don’t drink milk. It must be because they’re not lait people.
Communicating with the deaf is easier than learning Chinese, just ask a Signologist.
Only when the entire planet makes jokes about Billy Idol, will there be har mony.
People with verbal diarrhea produce a lot of sputum.
If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent.
NED: Did you know that arthropods have hard shells made out of glucose?
ED: No way! You’ve gotta be chitin me!
Andrew from Dugald:
I asked my local priest why he never did funeral services before noon. He yawned and said, “I’m not really a mourning parson“.
When they cloned the great communist philosopher, it was a re-Marxable achievement.
NED: Will you help me pass my French exam?
ED: Sure, no problem at all.
NED: Oh thank you. I am full of grad etude!