In fairy tale-land, if you cross a bridge, you have to pay the troll.
It takes a certain type to commit infonticide.
In France, priests don’t drink milk. It must be because they’re not lait people.
Communicating with the deaf is easier than learning Chinese, just ask a Signologist.
Only when the entire planet makes jokes about Billy Idol, will there be har mony.
People with verbal diarrhea produce a lot of sputum.
If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent.
NED: Did you know that arthropods have hard shells made out of glucose?
ED: No way! You’ve gotta be chitin me!
Andrew from Dugald:
I asked my local priest why he never did funeral services before noon. He yawned and said, “I’m not really a mourning parson“.
People who sing off-key in the shower should be nerve-gassed. Only that will help the sarin-aid.