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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for November, 2007

11/30/07

What is Shaquille O’Neal’s favourite play?

The Giant Monologues.

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11/29/07

In fairy tale-land, if you cross a bridge, you have to pay the troll.

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11/28/07

Autonomy for midgets? I don’t believe in elf-rule!

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11/27/07

It takes a certain type to commit infonticide.

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11/26/07

I went to Japan, where I had a rice time. The food was great, but the wine was sake.

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11/25/07

NED: What can I do if someone tries to stick a pacifier up my butt?
ED: Take legal action – soother ass!

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11/24/07

In France, priests don’t drink milk. It must be because they’re not lait people.

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11/23/07

During Prohibition did mice visit squeakeasies?

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11/22/07

Communicating with the deaf is easier than learning Chinese, just ask a Signologist.

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11/21/07

Only when the entire planet makes jokes about Billy Idol, will there be har mony.

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