Those who enjoy dipping their testicles in ice cream suffer from cone genital abnormalities.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Rowan Atkinson refuses to do nude scenes, due to insecurity over his pale complexion. He wrote about it, in fact: The Unbareable Whiteness of Bean.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: Do you blog?
ED: No.
NED: Really, I thought you did.
ED: Well, I do keep a diarrhea, but only on Splatterdays.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Forget Christmas carols. It’s time to perform Johann’s arias, because today is Bach sing day.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What should you give a ghost for Christmas?
Presence.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...For delaying a shipment of pudding, I was thrown into a Siberian prison, aka the goo lag!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Frank Costanza serve chicken for Festivus?
Because he loved pole-tree .
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Some Russian freedom fighters are actually Chinese. The most famous example would be the notorious Chechen Chong.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t have any livestock after China took over Macau.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Was Thoreau a hermit?
Well he did have a Walden existence.
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