Those who enjoy dipping their testicles in ice cream suffer from cone genital abnormalities.
What should you give a ghost for Christmas?
For delaying a shipment of pudding, I was thrown into a Siberian prison, aka the goo lag!
Why did Frank Costanza serve chicken for Festivus?
Because he loved pole-tree .
Some Russian freedom fighters are actually Chinese. The most famous example would be the notorious Chechen Chong.
I don’t have any livestock after China took over Macau.
Wired? Then why read?
If laser beams are good for light work, then lazier beams are good for nothing.
As she’s watching the paparazzi ruckus from heaven, I’m sure she wished to have been Princess Die-anonymously.
Which boxer took so many punches he got a hole in the back of his head?