Those who enjoy dipping their testicles in ice cream suffer from cone genital abnormalities.
What should you give a ghost for Christmas?
For delaying a shipment of pudding, I was thrown into a Siberian prison, aka the goo lag!
Why did Frank Costanza serve chicken for Festivus?
Because he loved pole-tree .
Some Russian freedom fighters are actually Chinese. The most famous example would be the notorious Chechen Chong.
I don’t have any livestock after China took over Macau.
Wired? Then why read?
As she’s watching the paparazzi ruckus from heaven, I’m sure she wished to have been Princess Die-anonymously.
Which boxer took so many punches he got a hole in the back of his head?