Those who enjoy dipping their testicles in ice cream suffer from cone genital abnormalities.
Forget Christmas carols. It’s time to perform Johann’s arias, because today is Bach sing day.
What should you give a ghost for Christmas?
For delaying a shipment of pudding, I was thrown into a Siberian prison, aka the goo lag!
Why did Frank Costanza serve chicken for Festivus?
Because he loved pole-tree .
Some Russian freedom fighters are actually Chinese. The most famous example would be the notorious Chechen Chong.
I don’t have any livestock after China took over Macau.
Wired? Then why read?
NED: I’d like to form a lynch mob.
ED: I dunno, that’s pretty extreme.
NED: Just think of the posse abilities…
If laser beams are good for light work, then lazier beams are good for nothing.