Those who enjoy dipping their testicles in ice cream suffer from cone genital abnormalities.
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Pakistani President Musharraf is an excellent dancer. In the last few days, he showed the world he knows how to shake his Bhutto.
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In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren’t worried were lawyers with an escape claws.
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Rowan Atkinson refuses to do nude scenes, due to insecurity over his pale complexion. He wrote about it, in fact: The Unbareable Whiteness of Bean.
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NED: Do you blog?
ED: No.
NED: Really, I thought you did.
ED: Well, I do keep a diarrhea, but only on Splatterdays.
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Forget Christmas carols. It’s time to perform Johann’s arias, because today is Bach sing day.
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What should you give a ghost for Christmas?
Presence.
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For delaying a shipment of pudding, I was thrown into a Siberian prison, aka the goo lag!
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Why did Frank Costanza serve chicken for Festivus?
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