Those who enjoy dipping their testicles in ice cream suffer from cone genital abnormalities.
Rowan Atkinson refuses to do nude scenes, due to insecurity over his pale complexion. He wrote about it, in fact: The Unbareable Whiteness of Bean.
NED: Do you blog?
NED: Really, I thought you did.
ED: Well, I do keep a diarrhea, but only on Splatterdays.
Forget Christmas carols. It’s time to perform Johann’s arias, because today is Bach sing day.
What should you give a ghost for Christmas?
For delaying a shipment of pudding, I was thrown into a Siberian prison, aka the goo lag!
Why did Frank Costanza serve chicken for Festivus?
Because he loved pole-tree .
Some Russian freedom fighters are actually Chinese. The most famous example would be the notorious Chechen Chong.
I don’t have any livestock after China took over Macau.
Was Thoreau a hermit?
Well he did have a Walden existence.