December, 2007 :: PunGents.com

Those who enjoy dipping their testicles in ice cream suffer from cone genital abnormalities.

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What should you give a ghost for Christmas?

Presence.

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For delaying a shipment of pudding, I was thrown into a Siberian prison, aka the goo lag!

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Why did Frank Costanza serve chicken for Festivus?

Because he loved pole-tree .

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Some Russian freedom fighters are actually Chinese. The most famous example would be the notorious Chechen Chong.

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I don’t have any livestock after China took over Macau.

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Wired? Then why read?

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If laser beams are good for light work, then lazier beams are good for nothing.

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As she’s watching the paparazzi ruckus from heaven, I’m sure she wished to have been Princess Die-anonymously.

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Which boxer took so many punches he got a hole in the back of his head?

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