Which philosopher was most concerned about mall opening and closing times?
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...GOODBYE, MY HART
Dear Pungents, my uncle, Pembroke Hart, recently passed and I will be saying a few words at his service. He loved puns and I want to end my speech with one in his honour. He was a geologist and amateur star gazer. He was loved by many and had a kind heart. Can you help me? I think Hart and heart are definitely in the pun. Thanks! ~Laura, Annandale, Virginia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) He was a geologist. Underneath the many layers is how you get to a man’s Hart, after all.
2) I’m left Hart-broken.
3) He was all heart. And a Hart act to follow.
4) He loved puns. Harty Harty Har.
5) He also loved to stare at the heavens through his telescope, as the stars illuminated the sky. I guess you’d say he had a light Hart.
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Dear Pungents, I need a name for my dental school softball team; something more catchy than Dent-in Your Face and Cavity Search–which is what we used last year. Thanks for the help! ~Jack, Philadelphia, PA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1. Wins and Flosses
2. Who Caries?
3. The Bat Dentists
4. The Bucky Dents
5. The Plaque Socks
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Listening to U2 in church gives me a mass-ive Bono.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Avocado’s Number: The amount of particles in a guaco mole.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Social climbers are trying to reach higher into the statusphere.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The worst ecological disaster in Chinese history was perpetrated after a wild night at a strip club, when Communist Party officials misheard their drunken President eagerly calling for “Three Gorgeous Dames!”
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...There are four sides to every car crash. That’s what they call a wrecktangle
(Rate This Pun)Loading...After Ravi Shankar was seriously burned in a fire, he had to get numerous skin grafts from a caucasian donor. After the tragedy he decided to take up singeing, and he was thereafter better known as “Apache Indian“.
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Dear Pungents, I’m working on a science experiment having to do with temperature and its effects on luminescent bacteria. We need a catchy name for the title. Thanks a bunch. ~Jamie, Hillsboro, Kansas
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Shiny Happy Photobacterium
2) Lightening Rhodococcus of Controversy
3) Glow in the Dokdonella
4) The Battle of Thermophile
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