All Puns for February, 2008
02/29/08
Which philosopher was most concerned about mall opening and closing times?
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/28/08
Radioactive cows are a glow bull phenomenon.  (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/27/08
GOODBYE, MY HART Dear Pungents, my uncle, Pembroke Hart, recently passed and I will be saying a few words at his service. He loved puns and I want to end my speech with one in his honour. He was a geologist and amateur star gazer. He was loved by many and had a kind heart. Can you help me? I think Hart and heart are definitely in the pun. Thanks! ~Laura, Annandale, Virginia 1) He was a geologist. Underneath the many layers is how you get to a man’s Hart, after all. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/27/08
SON OF A PITCH Dear Pungents, I need a name for my dental school softball team; something more catchy than Dent-in Your Face and Cavity Search–which is what we used last year. Thanks for the help! ~Jack, Philadelphia, PA AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: 1. Wins and Flosses (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/27/08
NED: Did you hear, I’ve become a Scientologist? (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/26/08
Listening to U2 in church gives me a mass-ive Bono. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/25/08
Avocado’s Number: The amount of particles in a guaco mole.  (4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ...02/24/08
Social climbers are trying to reach higher into the statusphere. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/23/08
The worst ecological disaster in Chinese history was perpetrated after a wild night at a strip club, when Communist Party officials misheard their drunken President eagerly calling for “Three Gorgeous Dames!” (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/22/08
There are four sides to every car crash. That’s what they call a wrecktangle (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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