Which country has the worst blood circulation? Slovenia.
You can often tell an organ thief from his accent. Especially the ones from Liverpull.
If you’re skin is pale, now is the time to go to Florida.
There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
Some fundamentalist Islamic parents won’t let their daughters leave the house. They keep them under Koran-teen.
Anime films are universally Japanned by critics.
NED: Hear about my friend Stan, who had his penis cut off by his wife?
ED: Really! She must have been sent to prison.
NED: No, I’m afraid she was let off.
ED: Really. Why?
NED: Because – the judge ruled there was only circumcise-Stan-genital evidence!
My son is getting farter and farter behind, so we’re hiring a tooter. It should rectumfy the shituation, whenever the teacher decides to colon him.
I got mugged in Switzerland, and I’ll never go back. Once Berned, twice shy.