You always get a lot of choice in Andorra.
Which country has the worst blood circulation? Slovenia.
You can often tell an organ thief from his accent. Especially the ones from Liverpull.
McDonald’s has recently put blowfish on the menu, aka the Fellate-O-Fish.
If you’re skin is pale, now is the time to go to Florida.
There is one TV psychologist who is a compulsive over-eater. They call him Doctor Fill My Craw.
There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
Little people keyboards?
One word: SQWERTY.
The leading cause of death among pathologists is coronerary heart attacks.
Some fundamentalist Islamic parents won’t let their daughters leave the house. They keep them under Koran-teen.