You always get a lot of choice in Andorra.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which country has the worst blood circulation? Slovenia.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...You can often tell an organ thief from his accent. Especially the ones from Liverpull.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...McDonald’s has recently put blowfish on the menu, aka the Fellate-O-Fish.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...If you’re skin is pale, now is the time to go to Florida.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There is one TV psychologist who is a compulsive over-eater. They call him Doctor Fill My Craw.
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
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One word: SQWERTY.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...The leading cause of death among pathologists is coronerary heart attacks.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Some fundamentalist Islamic parents won’t let their daughters leave the house. They keep them under Koran-teen.
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