Which country has the worst blood circulation? Slovenia.
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Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
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You can often tell an organ thief from his accent. Especially the ones from Liverpull.
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McDonald’s has recently put blowfish on the menu, aka the Fellate-O-Fish.
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Midgets make the best size-smallogists. They detect smurfquakes.
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Is it true that in Saudi Arabia, a woman can be thrown in jail, just for saying hello?
Yes, they’ll end up in the salaamer.
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The U.S. state that employs the most illegal immigrants has a nickname, ie Call-a-foreigner.
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