The trees are haunted in Eritrea.
Where are people the meanest?
You always get a lot of choice in Andorra.
Which country has the worst blood circulation? Slovenia.
Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
You can often tell an organ thief from his accent. Especially the ones from Liverpull.
McDonald’s has recently put blowfish on the menu, aka the Fellate-O-Fish.
Is it true that in Saudi Arabia, a woman can be thrown in jail, just for saying hello?
Yes, they’ll end up in the salaamer.
If you’re skin is pale, now is the time to go to Florida.
There is one TV psychologist who is a compulsive over-eater. They call him Doctor Fill My Craw.