The trees are haunted in Eritrea.
Where are people the meanest?
You always get a lot of choice in Andorra.
Which country has the worst blood circulation? Slovenia.
Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
You can often tell an organ thief from his accent. Especially the ones from Liverpull.
McDonald’s has recently put blowfish on the menu, aka the Fellate-O-Fish.
Midgets make the best size-smallogists. They detect smurfquakes.
Is it true that in Saudi Arabia, a woman can be thrown in jail, just for saying hello?
Yes, they’ll end up in the salaamer.
The U.S. state that employs the most illegal immigrants has a nickname, ie Call-a-foreigner.