NED: Hear about my friend Stan, who had his penis cut off by his wife? ED: Really! She must have been sent to prison. NED: No, I’m afraid she was let off. ED: Really. Why? NED: Because - the judge ruled there was only circumcise-Stan-genital evidence!

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Pun for 03/06/08

NED: Hear about my friend Stan, who had his penis cut off by his wife?
ED: Really! She must have been sent to prison.
NED: No, I’m afraid she was let off.
ED: Really. Why?
NED: Because - the judge ruled there was only circumcise-Stan-genital evidence!

Topic: Ned and Ed