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All Puns for April, 2008

04/30/08

JETIPUS COMPLEX

Dear Pungents, a pun about psychologist suffering from jet lag. ~John, Galway, Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. My brain is totally Freud.
  2. I’m not as Jung as I used to be.
  3. I’m having trouble getting over id. (c/o Kevin De Souza)
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04/30/08

JUST ALLELE TOO SEXY

Dear Pungents, I’m doing a presentation on the ethics of gene patents, so a few puns with ‘gene’ or ‘patents’ would make good slide headers. ~Alvin, Deland, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Your patent looks good in those genes.
  2. Genes that are too restrictive can make you impatent.
  3. Breaking patent law is the KISS of Death, aka Gene Summons.
  4. Tight genes accentuate DNA.
  5. Act 1, Gene 1
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04/30/08

COLON, FULL STOP

Dear Pungents, a name for school cafeteria cooks, please. ~Linda, Lumberton, MS

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Animal Gruelty
  2. Stew dense
  3. Souper Intendants
  4. Ingredientertainers
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04/30/08

Furniture stores are often located in the seaty part of town.

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04/29/08

People enjoy social networking sites to escape the rat race. For example, www.mice-pace.com

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04/28/08

What did the Scottish baker say to the sheep?

I knead ewe!

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04/27/08

Strippers are often infertile. The men are nudered and the women insist on being well-spayed.

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04/26/08

What song did Tom Jones write after misplacing his pet ungulate’s testicles?

“It’s Not a Gnu Jewel.”

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04/25/08

Hear about the Irish proctologist? Colin O’Scopy.

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04/24/08

If you want to build a barn, first check your shedule. If you’re too stressed out to do it properly, you may have a hut attack.

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