JETIPUS COMPLEX

Dear Pungents, a pun about psychologist suffering from jet lag. ~John, Galway, Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. My brain is totally Freud.
  2. I’m not as Jung as I used to be.
  3. I’m having trouble getting over id. (c/o Kevin De Souza)
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JUST ALLELE TOO SEXY

Dear Pungents, I’m doing a presentation on the ethics of gene patents, so a few puns with ‘gene’ or ‘patents’ would make good slide headers. ~Alvin, Deland, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Your patent looks good in those genes.
  2. Genes that are too restrictive can make you impatent.
  3. Breaking patent law is the KISS of Death, aka Gene Summons.
  4. Tight genes accentuate DNA.
  5. Act 1, Gene 1
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COLON, FULL STOP

Dear Pungents, a name for school cafeteria cooks, please. ~Linda, Lumberton, MS

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Animal Gruelty
  2. Stew dense
  3. Souper Intendants
  4. Ingredientertainers
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Andrew from Dugald:

Where does Mr. Christie stay when he’s in Venezuela?

The Ritz Caracas, although I can’t remember if that’s south of the Oreo Grand.

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Andrew from Dugald:

Where does Mr. Christie stay when he’s in Venezuela?

The Ritz Caracas, although I can’t remember if that’s south of the Oreo Grand.

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