Month: May 2008

Dear Pungents, wedding puns please. ~Janet, Saint John, NB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Show me the matrimony!
2. Bride the Lightning
3. The wedding was going to cost a gazellion dollars, so I helped my aunt elope; she said ‘Thanks deer! When I saw the bill, I bissed my pants.’

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Dear Pungents, I’m making a music site for musicians to network, and want to use the word ‘band’ and something else. It will be for the URL. ~Mollie, Spokane, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

1. Band Together
2. Band Job
3. Band-Garagenous Zone
4. Band-with

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Dear Pungents, I and seven other college-age women are competing in an 80-mile relay called Woods to Water. We need a team name that could also serve as inspiration for costumes. Help!
~Sara, Northfield, MN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. The 8-team
2. The Miley Sore Asses
3. The Woody Wood-Packers
4. Water Relaytionship!

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Dear Pungents, this service is ace! Well done. I’m going to be talking to a group of conservationists soon and would like puns based around the words ‘wildlife’ or ‘wild’, with a nature/adventure theme. If you can help that’d be amazing. cheers. ~Matt, Bristol, England

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Conservationists live the wild life.
2. I nude you weren’t just naturists!
3. I commend you for following the natur-o-path.
4. Well, well… it sure has been a wild.

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Dear Pungents, I need beach-related puns I can use on posters to inform and invite our hospital intensive care staff to a beach party. ~Brendon, Columbus, OH

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Come on out to the sun of a beach party.
2. We have the cure for your ocean splints.
3. ICU at the beach.
4. Don’t be a trauma queen; come out to the beach.

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