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Pun for 05/01/08

PUN ON DEMAND: QUIT TASSLIN’ ME, MAN

Dear Pungents, puns about strippers please. ~Sophie, Luton, England

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Do strippers charge customers by the guy rate?
  2. Be careful getting involved in stripping—there are a lot of poleitics.
  3. It’s hard to get into stripping—the positions are very clothes’d off.
  4. Strippers can’t play guitar. They’re missing their G-string.
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