VOW FACTOR

Dear Pungents, wedding puns please. ~Janet, Saint John, NB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Show me the matrimony!
  2. Bride the Lightning
  3. The wedding was going to cost a gazellion dollars, so I helped my aunt elope; she said ‘Thanks deer! When I saw the bill, I bissed my pants.’
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