QUIT TASSLIN’ ME, MAN

Dear Pungents, puns about strippers please. ~Sophie, Luton, England

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Do strippers charge customers by the guy rate?
  2. Be careful getting involved in stripping—there are a lot of poleitics.
  3. It’s hard to get into stripping—the positions are very clothes’d off.
  4. Strippers can’t play guitar. They’re missing their G-string.
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TEAM BUILDING

Dear Pungents, I need a bowling team name. The team consists of two guys and two girls and we are in the architecture field. ~Fred, Dallas, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Strike First
  2. Lane in Ruins
  3. Bowl Faced Lies
  4. Balls to the Walls
  5. Architects of De Spare

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TURKEY SOLUTION

Dear Pungents, we need a name for our bowling team. We work for the Ontario Works office in Norfolk County. Any assistance would be appreciated. ~Janice, Simcoe, Ontario

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Get Folked
  2. After Works Activity
  3. Strike Workers
  4. Workers on Strike
  5. Spare Workers
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