I had nothing but diarrhea when I visited the French Chateau
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...There was a hostage incident at the paint store. They had to call in the swatch team.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: “When I went to France I pissed away all my Euros!”
ED: “Why did you do that?”
NED: “Well, I was in-continent!”
ED: “So you’re a-peein’?”
NED: “Yes, and it’s painful!”
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Peter from Toronto:
What do you call a pig that tries to talk to all the horses on a farm?
A friendly neigh-boar!
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What do you call a pig that tries to talk to all the horses on a farm?
A friendly neigh-boar!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What do you call an old man on Viagra?
A geyser.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Those who refuse to eat fibre are diss laxic. They’ll never runs for pubic orifice.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Are atoms somewhat funny?
Yes, they’re part tickles!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you touch the Queen’s head on a penny, you could be arrested; that’s what happens when you copper-feel.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend told me he saw a deer-sheep chimera. I said, “Buck/ewe! You must be joking!”
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