There was a hostage incident at the paint store. They had to call in the swatch team.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: “When I went to France I pissed away all my Euros!”
ED: “Why did you do that?”
NED: “Well, I was in-continent!”
ED: “So you’re a-peein’?”
NED: “Yes, and it’s painful!”
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Peter from Toronto:
What do you call a pig that tries to talk to all the horses on a farm?
A friendly neigh-boar!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Peter from Toronto:
What do you call a pig that tries to talk to all the horses on a farm?
A friendly neigh-boar!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My friend told me he saw a deer-sheep chimera. I said, “Buck/ewe! You must be joking!”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When Anne went Boleyn, she used her head and had a ball.
(18 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
Elmer Fudd’s 44 yr old spouse was having their baby at home, and wouldn’t you know it, the lady that was to assist the birth wasn’t able to make it – talk about a midwife cwisis!
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Elmer Fudd’s 44 yr old spouse was having their baby at home, and wouldn’t you know it, the lady that was to assist the birth wasn’t able to make it – talk about a midwife cwisis!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There’s a high incidence of cancer at polyp and paper mills.
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Lactating women should avoid breast implants, especially if they are married. They already have significant udders.
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