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12/31/200806/30/2008

I had nothing but diarrhea when I visited the French Chateau

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12/31/200806/28/2008

There was a hostage incident at the paint store. They had to call in the swatch team.

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12/31/200806/27/2008

NED: “When I went to France I pissed away all my Euros!”
ED: “Why did you do that?”
NED: “Well, I was in-continent!”
ED: “So you’re a-peein’?”
NED: “Yes, and it’s painful!”

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01/23/201006/26/2008

Peter from Toronto:

What do you call a pig that tries to talk to all the horses on a farm?

A friendly neigh-boar!

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01/23/201006/26/2008

Peter from Toronto:

What do you call a pig that tries to talk to all the horses on a farm?

A friendly neigh-boar!

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12/31/200806/26/2008

Does Prince Edward have a great website?
Yes, he’s the URL of Wessex!

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12/31/200806/25/2008

What do you call an old man on Viagra?
A geyser.

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12/31/200806/24/2008

Those who refuse to eat fibre are diss laxic. They’ll never runs for pubic orifice.

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12/31/200806/23/2008

Are atoms somewhat funny?
Yes, they’re part tickles!

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12/31/200806/22/2008

If you touch the Queen’s head on a penny, you could be arrested; that’s what happens when you copper-feel.

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