I can never remember if all of Louis XVI’s relatives were guillotined too. Let’s not split heirs.
Where should you shop for Mother’s Day?
NED: I’ve figured out a way to generate electricity—from sheep farts!
ED: Really? I never thought it could be done.
NED: Ass watt ewe stink!
When the New Kids were finally able to grow their ‘soul patches’, they wrote a song about it: “Hangin’ Tuft.”
When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”
Dear Pungents, I need a bowling team name for three girls and a guy. We are all accountants at a CPA firm. Thanks so much. ~Sara, Destin, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Accoun-ten Pins!
- The Money Shot
- Strike Gold
- Spare Change
- Split Assets
Andrew from Dugald:
When the 20th century ended, so ended an era of great speechmakers. There was a quartet who often talked so much, their voices would get strained; JFK, Winston Churchill, Martin Luther King and FDR. They were known as The Four Hoarse-Men of the Epoch Elapse.
Dear Pungents, I am an Australian living in London, who is about to enter a cannonball-run type race across Europe called the Scumball 3000, with another Aussie. Four days to cross Europe, no rules, max car cost 500. We need a good name for our car team, something that hints at travel. All I got is the John Cole Train Delays and Ceribal Pallbearers. Any help would be appreciated. band names funny. Mention of speed / famous racers/ Steve McQueen is awesome. Help me Obi Wan… ~Dave, London, UK
AS THE PUN GENT SEE IT:
- Unlawful Car-nal Haulage
- Speed Your Pants
- Eurogenous Zone
- Rahauling Ass (Bobby Rahal)
- Andretti, Set, Go
Dustin ‘Offman is a neat freak.
When Bruce returned to Gotham City, crime began to Wayne.