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All Puns for July, 2008

07/31/08

I can never remember if all of Louis XVI’s relatives were guillotined too. Let’s not split heirs.

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07/30/08

Where should you shop for Mother’s Day?

Mumbai.

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07/29/08

China promised human rights would be respected by the arrival of the 2008 Olympics—but it appears to be a classic Beijing switch manoeuvre. O, the Hunanity!

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07/28/08

Priests recently gained the right to vote, after finally being recognized as legal parsons — despite vicarous opposition.

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07/27/08

NED: I’ve figured out a way to generate electricity—from sheep farts!
ED: Really? I never thought it could be done.
NED: Ass watt ewe stink!

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07/26/08

When the New Kids were finally able to grow their ‘soul patches’, they wrote a song about it: “Hangin’ Tuft.

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07/25/08

When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”

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07/24/08

WE NEVER GET BOWLED OF THESE REQUESTS

Dear Pungents, I need a bowling team name for three girls and a guy. We are all accountants at a CPA firm. Thanks so much. ~Sara, Destin, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Accoun-ten Pins!
  2. The Money Shot
  3. Strike Gold
  4. Spare Change
  5. Split Assets
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07/24/08

Andrew from Dugald:

When the 20th century ended, so ended an era of great speechmakers. There was a quartet who often talked so much, their voices would get strained; JFK, Winston Churchill, Martin Luther King and FDR. They were known as The Four Hoarse-Men of the Epoch Elapse.

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07/24/08

ANDRETTI, SET, GO

Dear Pungents, I am an Australian living in London, who is about to enter a cannonball-run type race across Europe called the Scumball 3000, with another Aussie. Four days to cross Europe, no rules, max car cost 500. We need a good name for our car team, something that hints at travel. All I got is the John Cole Train Delays and Ceribal Pallbearers. Any help would be appreciated. band names funny. Mention of speed / famous racers/ Steve McQueen is awesome. Help me Obi Wan… ~Dave, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENT SEE IT:

  1. Unlawful Car-nal Haulage
  2. Speed Your Pants
  3. Eurogenous Zone
  4. Rahauling Ass (Bobby Rahal)
  5. Andretti, Set, Go
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