Month: July 2008

Dear Pungents, I need a bowling team name for three girls and a guy. We are all accountants at a CPA firm. Thanks so much. ~Sara, Destin, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Accoun-ten Pins!
2. The Money Shot
3. Strike Gold
4. Spare Change
5. Split Assets

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Dear Pungents, I am an Australian living in London, who is about to enter a cannonball-run type race across Europe called the Scumball 3000, with another Aussie. Four days to cross Europe, no rules, max car cost 500. We need a good name for our car team, something that hints at travel. All I got is the John Cole Train Delays and Ceribal Pallbearers. Any help would be appreciated. band names funny. Mention of speed / famous racers/ Steve McQueen is awesome. Help me Obi Wan… ~Dave, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENT SEE IT:

1. Unlawful Car-nal Haulage
2. Speed Your Pants
3. Eurogenous Zone
4. Rahauling Ass (Bobby Rahal)
5. Andretti, Set, Go

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Dear Pungents, I need a short-ish pun for the Oxford women’s rugby team going on tour to Belgium. can be rude. ~Laura, Oxford, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Spitting Flem
2. Belchin’ in Belgium
3. Belgian up Flem
4. The Oxford Brugesers

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Dear Pungents, I need a name for a shop selling bridesmaid dresses —something like Maid in Heaven etc that is unique and isn’t taken. ‘Damsels in Dis-Dress’ was not suitable apparently. ~Steve, Glasgow, Scotland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Aisle Never Wear You Again
2. Bouquet-Cocky
3. Maid Marryin’
4. Bridezillions

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Dear Pungents, apparently there’s a scene in the Sex in the City movie where a girl is naked except for sushi… I thought this must have pun-tential but couldn’t come up with the goods myself. Please help! ~Andy, Leeds, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. The bento-ver box
2. Ooo naghi!
3. She gets a rice out of me.
4. Feel like maki some love?

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