Month: August 2008

Dear Pungents, I need a pun using the word “score” or “lead” in reference to stained glass for a home-based business. ~Jennifer, Burlington, Ontario

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. In the Lead
2. Leader of the Glass
3. Leading Scorer

Also

4. Blame it on the Stain
5. Glass Knows (if you’ve got Russian clients?)

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Dear Pungents, my sister is having a beach wedding, and I need something for a banner to put outside the reception hall AND to use at her bachelorette party. ~Leash, Mexico, Missouri

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Enter Sandmen
2. Full Surfice Bar
3. Wave Hello
4. Let’s get married, sunnier rather that later.

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Dear Pungents, I use to have lot of friends when I was doing my MBA. But now no friends keep in touch. They don’t even call. ~Apurva, Mumbia, India

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Graduating from business school has been the MBAne of our friendship.
2. All this networking is notworking for me.
3. Since we all got jobs in the big city, it seems like Mumbai‘s the word.

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