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All Puns for August, 2008


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08/31/08

I’d like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule.

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08/30/08

Dentists are so primal. They’re in touch with their inner enamel.

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08/29/08

Wood you consider lumberjacks to be hew man beings? It’s a difficult question, but I have to axe.

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08/28/08

Onan is an island.

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08/27/08

TOP OF THE GLASS

Dear Pungents, I need a pun using the word “score” or “lead” in reference to stained glass for a home-based business. ~Jennifer, Burlington, Ontario

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. In the Lead
2. Leader of the Glass
3. Leading Scorer

Also

4. Blame it on the Stain
5. Glass Knows (if you’ve got Russian clients?)

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08/27/08

I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE BEACH TO GET MARRIED!

Dear Pungents, my sister is having a beach wedding, and I need something for a banner to put outside the reception hall AND to use at her bachelorette party. ~Leash, Mexico, Missouri

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Enter Sandmen
  2. Full Surfice Bar
  3. Wave Hello
  4. Let’s get married, sunnier rather that later.
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08/27/08

GIVE ME A CALL CUTTA

Dear Pungents, I use to have lot of friends when I was doing my MBA. But now no friends keep in touch. They don’t even call. ~Apurva, Mumbia, India

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Graduating from business school has been the MBAne of our friendship.
  2. All this networking is notworking for me.
  3. Since we all got jobs in the big city, it seems like Mumbai‘s the word.
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08/27/08

Optometrists watch a lot of tell a vision.

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08/26/08

Several Olympic events involve coffee: eg. the decaflon and the java line.

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08/25/08

Which animal is hardest to milk?

The drama dairy.

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