Light bulb designers aren’t too bright. You always have to filament.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...They found a new way to kill pirates:
Gas them with argon.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Arborists are into treesomes. Which leads to a lot of unplant pregnancies.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Getting ‘cold feet’ at your wedding is a medical illness, aka groomatism.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: I just ate at a really expensive pancake place…
ED: Was it too much money?
NED: Absolutely. It was ugly, just a crepe and billage!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The Pied Piper was constantly surrounded by filthy rats, and eventually became known as the Peed Pooper.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I could never have predicted the success of Geddy Lee and Rush. But then again, I’m no progrocksticator.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Sailors only care about themselves. It’s always “Aye, Aye, Aye.”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I’ll never make a pun about sheep incest
ED: C’mon, just lamb poon them a little bit…
NED: There you go again, pressing my muttons!
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