Arborists are into treesomes. Which leads to a lot of unplant pregnancies.
Month: November 2008
Getting ‘cold feet’ at your wedding is a medical illness, aka groomatism.
NED: I just ate at a really expensive pancake place…
ED: Was it too much money?
NED: Absolutely. It was ugly, just a crepe and billage!
The Pied Piper was constantly surrounded by filthy rats, and eventually became known as the Peed Pooper.
Keanu Reeves’ bio-pic will be a tale of whoa.
The patron saint of constipation had a grisly end: he was mar turd.
How do you open a champagne bottle?
Brut force.
JOG THE MEMORY
Dear Pungents, I need a few good puns about cross-country running. ~Will, Atlanta, Georgia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Diarrhea afflicts cross country athletes a lot: it’s a case of the runs.
- Cross-country runners love to chase trail.
- How do runners get to work? They take the terrain.
- Running amid sharp branches could cut open your jogular.
SEE YOU IN HALOGEN!
Dear Pungents, a politically correct but still amusing pun for the element bromine, for a class assignment. ~Chloe, Fernandina Beach
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Bromine is the only liquid non-metal: that takes a lot of peri audacity.
- I decided to take potassium bromide after a convulsation with my doctor.
- Leaving bromine in a room full of iodides is a oxidant waiting to happen.
I’m not one to criticize cannibalism. To eat his own.