Light bulb designers aren’t too bright. You always have to filament.
They found a new way to kill pirates:
Gas them with argon.
Arborists are into treesomes. Which leads to a lot of unplant pregnancies.
Getting ‘cold feet’ at your wedding is a medical illness, aka groomatism.
NED: I just ate at a really expensive pancake place…
ED: Was it too much money?
NED: Absolutely. It was ugly, just a crepe and billage!
The Pied Piper was constantly surrounded by filthy rats, and eventually became known as the Peed Pooper.
Piracy is big business. It ain’t no Somali change.
I could never have predicted the success of Geddy Lee and Rush. But then again, I’m no progrocksticator.
Sailors only care about themselves. It’s always “Aye, Aye, Aye.”
NED: I’ll never make a pun about sheep incest
ED: C’mon, just lamb poon them a little bit…
NED: There you go again, pressing my muttons!