Light bulb designers aren’t too bright. You always have to filament.
Month: November 2008
They found a new way to kill pirates:
Gas them with argon.
Arborists are into treesomes. Which leads to a lot of unplant pregnancies.
Getting ‘cold feet’ at your wedding is a medical illness, aka groomatism.
NED: I just ate at a really expensive pancake place…
ED: Was it too much money?
NED: Absolutely. It was ugly, just a crepe and billage!
The Pied Piper was constantly surrounded by filthy rats, and eventually became known as the Peed Pooper.
Piracy is big business. It ain’t no Somali change.
Keanu Reeves’ bio-pic will be a tale of whoa.
The patron saint of constipation had a grisly end: he was mar turd.
How do you open a champagne bottle?
Brut force.