Light bulb designers aren’t too bright. You always have to filament.
What did Columbus say when landing his ship among the Indians?
“Ahoy there, Metis!”
They found a new way to kill pirates:
Gas them with argon.
Arborists are into treesomes. Which leads to a lot of unplant pregnancies.
Getting ‘cold feet’ at your wedding is a medical illness, aka groomatism.
NED: I just ate at a really expensive pancake place…
ED: Was it too much money?
NED: Absolutely. It was ugly, just a crepe and billage!
The Pied Piper was constantly surrounded by filthy rats, and eventually became known as the Peed Pooper.
For a while I was afraid Obama might not win—it was a case of Baracknophobia.
Piracy is big business. It ain’t no Somali change.
I could never have predicted the success of Geddy Lee and Rush. But then again, I’m no progrocksticator.