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Pun for 12/04/08

I saw a lowlife cruising for loose women on the beach. I said “What kind of conch you buyin‘?” He said, “She’s my beach—a shore thing. I don’t care what pebble think, if they sea us together. I hope I end up all tide up.”

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  1. Pat says:
    12/22/2008 at 4:55 PM

    This reminds me of my uncle, the horse butcher!

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