JAZZMATAZZ

Dear Pun Gents, something based on “Homerton Jazz play at the bar” for a gig. [Homerton is a college at Cambridge University] ~Sophie, Cambridge, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Live Sax Show
  2. Catch the Coltrane
  3. Rhythm and Booze
  4. Musical Bars (Not the sheet kind either)
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JAIL US LOVERS

Dear Pun Gents, puns about inmates please. ~Sybilla, Austin, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Inmates? Yes, prison is an inn where you might find a mate.
  2. Inmates who dream of escape have tunnel vision.
  3. Alcoholic inmates feel at home behind bars.
  4. Was Sauron sentenced for first-degree Mordor?
  5. Will the inmate get out early? Parolebably.
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GENITAL ORDER

Dear Pun Gents, am looking for a tagline for a male circumcision campaign to encourage uncircumcised males to do it, an HIV prevention initiative. ~Edwin, Nairobi, Kenya

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Circum size don’t matter.
  2. Circumcise? HIV Five!
  3. Cut yourself some slack. It’s no skin off your back.
  4. Get laid, not AIDS.
  5. To paraphrase Abe Lincoln, this is something that should have taken place foreskin and seven years ago.
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BUREAUCRASTINATION

Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for a work group of evaluators that look to cut waste in government spending. ~Michael, Spokane, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Efficiency Ax-perts
  2. CutCo Knives
  3. FBI: Federal Bureau of Invigoration
  4. The Trim Jims
  5. How Kan ye Waste?
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E.M. FORSTER’S LAGER

Dear Pungents, I’d like an alcohol-related pun on a famous English author or poet’s name. Thanks! ~Will, Oxford, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. English authors are substance abusers. If they’re not drinking they’re Tolkien. They get riled up like the Woolfman.
  2. Who was the biggest alcoholic? A.A. Milne.
  3. Was Pope an abstainer?
  4. Harold Pinter liked beer.
  5. Ruddyard Kipling was always red in the face.
  6. Who was a generous drunk? Lord Buyround.
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