DON’T BE A POTTY POOPER

Dear Pungents, I need a pun about an ultrasound that shows that my baby won’t be one of those pooping babies. ~Noetica, Oakland, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. This ultrasound is really grainy: you can’t see shit.
  2. You won’t know if you’re baby is a pooper until the turd trimester.
  3. If you’re too meticulous during your pregnancy, you’ll get a poopy baby. So don’t keep a baby log, or write a diarrhea.
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