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Dear Pun Gents, am looking for a tagline for a male circumcision campaign to encourage uncircumcised males to do it, an HIV prevention initiative. ~Edwin, Nairobi, Kenya

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Circum size don’t matter.
  2. Circumcise? HIV Five!
  3. Cut yourself some slack. It’s no skin off your back.
  4. Get laid, not AIDS.
  5. To paraphrase Abe Lincoln, this is something that should have taken place foreskin and seven years ago.
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