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Pun for 01/30/09

When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.

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2 Responses

  1. Calvin says:

    Was she dis-armed?

  2. Gary Hallock says:

    I’ll bet you’ll always re-member her fondle-ly.

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