WHEN HARRY MET SALMAN

Dear Pungents, how about puns twisting famous authors’ names into idioms? What got me started was seeing a shirt that said “My way or the Hemingway.” What else can we do with author’s names and idioms/aphorisms/cliches? Maybe if Shakespeare met Descartes… “I think therefore iamb?” ~Mike, Warren, OH

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Blame It on the Twain
  2. The Wrath of Seuss
  3. If the shoe Fitzgerald, let him wear it.
  4. Austen Yonkers
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DON’T BE A POTTY POOPER

Dear Pungents, I need a pun about an ultrasound that shows that my baby won’t be one of those pooping babies. ~Noetica, Oakland, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. This ultrasound is really grainy: you can’t see shit.
  2. You won’t know if you’re baby is a pooper until the turd trimester.
  3. If you’re too meticulous during your pregnancy, you’ll get a poopy baby. So don’t keep a baby log, or write a diarrhea.
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Andrew from Dugald:

Since the American financial sector has basically gone in the crapper due to bad loans, are lenders of last resort guilty of giving credit, where credit is……doo-doo?

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Which telecom company has explosively high speed Internet access?

A T’n’T

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