Month: March 2009

Dear Pun Gents, I am doing a project on sox genes and their involvement in nervous system development, and figure the word “sox” is too pun-worthy to pass up for the title. ~Daire, Cork, Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Sox On, Genes Off?
2. Do your sox match your genes
3. A lack of sox affects your genes.

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Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a field hockey tournament with a witty pun on the word ‘tournament.’ Tournamental has been done but something along those lines would be rad! ~Sean, Leicester, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Welcome to Hell: The Eternal Tourney
2. Tournamenthol: Get Smoked!
3. Tourney Solutions
4. A Tourney General

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Dear Pun Gents, I am an optometry student and we are trying to make funny t-shirts. Do you have any optometry puns? ~Kacie, Bloomington, IN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Ophthalmus Prime
2. Cornea Slogan Here
3. Eye heart (vitreous) humor
4. Spare the rod, spoil the cone
5. Lens be friends

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Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for the name of a medical centre that includes the word gene. Thanks! ~Astrid, Brighton, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Medical Agenecy
2. Home o’ Genius
3. The Gene Store

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Dear Pun Gents, could you help me with a roller derby name as well? I like pirates, ninjas, and Japan. Whatcha think? ~Megan, Johns Island, SC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Booty Queen
2. Galleon Gal
3. Angelina Jolly (Roger)
4. DoJo-anne

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Dear Pun Gents, something related to grey. ~Bob (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. That’s so grey.
2. Puns about shades are just greyed!
3. The Greyed-full Dead should retire.
4. Old folks home have greys before meals.

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Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for a title of my science project dealing with the rusting of a wheel. ~Miles, Cincinatti, OH

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. I never thought it would rust, but wheely I spoke too soon.
2. Don’t let your wheels succumb to moisture. This is an oxidant waiting to happen.
3. Is this about bikes? We’re two tired for this request.
4. How re-tireded can you get?

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