Month: March 2009

Dear Pun Gents, I am doing a project on sox genes and their involvement in nervous system development, and figure the word “sox” is too pun-worthy to pass up for the title. ~Daire, Cork, Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Sox On, Genes Off?
2. Do your sox match your genes
3. A lack of sox affects your genes.

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Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a field hockey tournament with a witty pun on the word ‘tournament.’ Tournamental has been done but something along those lines would be rad! ~Sean, Leicester, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Welcome to Hell: The Eternal Tourney
2. Tournamenthol: Get Smoked!
3. Tourney Solutions
4. A Tourney General

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Dear Pun Gents, I am an optometry student and we are trying to make funny t-shirts. Do you have any optometry puns? ~Kacie, Bloomington, IN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Ophthalmus Prime
2. Cornea Slogan Here
3. Eye heart (vitreous) humor
4. Spare the rod, spoil the cone
5. Lens be friends

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Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for the name of a medical centre that includes the word gene. Thanks! ~Astrid, Brighton, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Medical Agenecy
2. Home o’ Genius
3. The Gene Store

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Dear Pun Gents, could you help me with a roller derby name as well? I like pirates, ninjas, and Japan. Whatcha think? ~Megan, Johns Island, SC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Booty Queen
2. Galleon Gal
3. Angelina Jolly (Roger)
4. DoJo-anne

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