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All Puns for March, 2009

03/31/09

How do statues get rid of sore throats?

By gargoyling.

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03/30/09

Which famous inventor of the telegraph enjoyed campfire treats?

S. Morse.

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03/28/09

Economically speaking, does the brassiere industry go through a bazoom-bust cycle?

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03/28/09

Which celebrity microwaves his hotdogs?

Frank Zappa.

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03/27/09

Giving up beef is an important part of a low-coworie diet.

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03/26/09

SOXUAL TENSION

Dear Pun Gents, I am doing a project on sox genes and their involvement in nervous system development, and figure the word “sox” is too pun-worthy to pass up for the title. ~Daire, Cork, Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Sox On, Genes Off?
  2. Do your sox match your genes
  3. A lack of sox affects your genes.
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03/26/09

WHOSE TOURNEY IS IT?

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a field hockey tournament with a witty pun on the word ‘tournament.’ Tournamental has been done but something along those lines would be rad! ~Sean, Leicester, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Welcome to Hell: The Eternal Tourney
  2. Tournamenthol: Get Smoked!
  3. Tourney Solutions
  4. A Tourney General
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03/26/09

OPHTHAL LOT OF NERVE

Dear Pun Gents, I am an optometry student and we are trying to make funny t-shirts. Do you have any optometry puns? ~Kacie, Bloomington, IN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Ophthalmus Prime
  2. Cornea Slogan Here
  3. Eye heart (vitreous) humor
  4. Spare the rod, spoil the cone
  5. Lens be friends

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03/26/09

GENE SUMMONS

Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for the name of a medical centre that includes the word gene. Thanks! ~Astrid, Brighton, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Medical Agenecy
  2. Home o’ Genius
  3. The Gene Store
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03/26/09

ROLLY POLLY

Dear Pun Gents, could you help me with a roller derby name as well? I like pirates, ninjas, and Japan. Whatcha think? ~Megan, Johns Island, SC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Booty Queen
  2. Galleon Gal
  3. Angelina Jolly (Roger)
  4. DoJo-anne
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