How do statues get rid of sore throats?
By gargoyling.
How do statues get rid of sore throats?
By gargoyling.
Which famous inventor of the telegraph enjoyed campfire treats?
Economically speaking, does the brassiere industry go through a bazoom-bust cycle?
Which celebrity microwaves his hotdogs?
Frank Zappa.
Dear Pun Gents, I am doing a project on sox genes and their involvement in nervous system development, and figure the word “sox” is too pun-worthy to pass up for the title. ~Daire, Cork, Ireland
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a field hockey tournament with a witty pun on the word ‘tournament.’ Tournamental has been done but something along those lines would be rad! ~Sean, Leicester, UK
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Dear Pun Gents, I am an optometry student and we are trying to make funny t-shirts. Do you have any optometry puns? ~Kacie, Bloomington, IN
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Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for the name of a medical centre that includes the word gene. Thanks! ~Astrid, Brighton, UK
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Dear Pun Gents, could you help me with a roller derby name as well? I like pirates, ninjas, and Japan. Whatcha think? ~Megan, Johns Island, SC
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Microsoft knows that programming crappy software requires many shitterations.