How do statues get rid of sore throats?
By gargoyling.
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Which famous inventor of the telegraph enjoyed campfire treats?
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Dear Pun Gents, I am doing a project on sox genes and their involvement in nervous system development, and figure the word “sox” is too pun-worthy to pass up for the title. ~Daire, Cork, Ireland
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Sox On, Genes Off?
- Do your sox match your genes
- A lack of sox affects your genes.
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a field hockey tournament with a witty pun on the word ‘tournament.’ Tournamental has been done but something along those lines would be rad! ~Sean, Leicester, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Welcome to Hell: The Eternal Tourney
- Tournamenthol: Get Smoked!
- Tourney Solutions
- A Tourney General
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Dear Pun Gents, I am an optometry student and we are trying to make funny t-shirts. Do you have any optometry puns? ~Kacie, Bloomington, IN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Ophthalmus Prime
- Cornea Slogan Here
- Eye heart (vitreous) humor
- Spare the rod, spoil the cone
- Lens be friends
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