There Armani reasons that people wear designer clothing. My austere Protestant father, who was Calvin-inclined , was well Versaced in fashion. He once said to me, “Be sure to look good, even when Hugo on the Boss“. He would be very Prada me today.

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PUN RAISING

Dear Pun Gents, a pun that involves the words 'charity' and 'fundraising' to put in a headline. ~Christopher, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Fundraising social event: Share a Tea and Crumpets
  2. Charity Deer Hunt: Blow some doe and raze a few bucks! It's fawn for everyone. Cull now if you've herd of it!

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NICE JAWB

Dear Pun Gents, a pun on dentures. ~Monica, Scottsdale, AZ

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. I saw someone denture car. Call in the police choppers!
  2. With the immiment world labour shortage, old people will be forced into dentured servitude.
  3. The really ancient Romans were known as the denturions.
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CRUDE HUMOUR, REFINED

Dear Pun Gents, We are looking for a name for a slo-pitch team. We are an oilfield based company. ~Eric, Edmonton, AB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Louisville Slaggers
  2. Black Gold Sox: We rigged the Series!
  3. Crude Crew
  4. Sorry I Bit U, Man
  5. This Is A Batting Drill
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COMMUNITY JEST

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for a Relay for Life event, for a cure for cancer. The theme is  Monopoly  and our spot is Waterworks. Thanks ~Pam, Sheridan


AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Water works compared to faith? You gotta believe.
2) Ending cancer isn’t just a pipe dream [play on words].
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