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All Puns for April, 2009


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04/30/09

Why can’t midgets be killed?

Because—they aren’t more tall beings.

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04/29/09

They launched a tampon into space, to see if it could circumovulate the globe.

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04/28/09

The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.

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04/27/09

I photographed a homeless man. He chased me away, shouting “No pauperazzi!”

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04/26/09

They say homosexuals can’t have children, but they are wrong: Conception requires two gay meats.

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04/25/09

What do they call the island nation of angry, flatulent chain-smokers?

Mad ass gas cigar
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04/24/09

There Armani reasons that people wear designer clothing. My austere Protestant father, who was Calvin-inclined , was well Versaced in fashion. He once said to me, “Be sure to look good, even when Hugo on the Boss“. He would be very Prada me today.

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04/23/09

The Rocky movies may be corny, but I don’t mind. I guess I like machismo than you do.

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04/22/09

The kinky contortionist prefers self in-fellating mattresses.

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04/21/09

It may take 144 puns, but our humour really gross on you.

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