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Pun for 04/16/09

The Emperor Penguin ruled the Birdish Empire. He fought a war against the Ostrich-Hungarian Empire to liberate Turkey. When he could not gain any Moa territory, the Emperor was not Emused. He decided to invade the Florida Kiwis instead.

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One Response

  1. Calvin says:

    That would make Castro-wary!

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