Hear about the movie about drug users? It’s rated ‘addled accompaniment‘.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...If you travel to an economically depressed country, be sure that you speak the languish!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Even though the Sri Lankan civil war is over, there’s still a lot of violence. It’s not exactly smooth Ceylon.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the Scotsman who enjoyed bondage? He lived in ram shackle housing.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...SCHWINNING TRADITION
Dear Pun Gents, something about bicycling running in the family. It’s in my DNA, in my blood, family history of interest in the sport–I am in the cycling industry and work for Shimano in the OEM department. Hope that helps? ~Adam, Mission Viejo, CA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- A tradition you can’t brake.
- Never two tired to ride.
- Give the kids their ride-alin.
- It starts in the early gears.
- My mom gave birth to Schwinns.
- I love the rolling hills. I feel like Bianchi Knolls [Beyonce Knowles].
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I heard your new flatmate is made of Jello?
ED: What? That’s ridiculous!
NED: Really.
ED: Those are just viscous roomers!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...In California, opponents of the Catholic Church were conducting a mass protest against the bishop of Sacramento, who was caught drinking Sinfandel.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the conductor who got in trouble for slapping a woman’s bass at a party? He was flouting etiquette, acting like a bassoon, so she cried, “Oboe you don’t! I’m not your sax partner!”
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