June, 2009 :: PunGents.com

Did the CEO of General Motors just wake up one day and say, “G, M broke!”?

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Intensity of dog flatulence? Why, that’s measured by the Bowfart Wind Scale!

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People who are bleeding to death have difficulty opening doors. Because they can’t tournequet.

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Hear about the movie about drug users? It’s rated ‘addled accompaniment‘.

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If you travel to an economically depressed country, be sure that you speak the languish!

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Grab a tea: what Isaac Newton did when he was thirsty.

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Pro-bestiality lobbyists always seem to have an ox to grind!

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Even though the Sri Lankan civil war is over, there’s still a lot of violence. It’s not exactly smooth Ceylon.

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Wondering when it’s ok to fart? Trust your in stink.

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