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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for June, 2009

06/30/09

Did the CEO of General Motors just wake up one day and say, “G, M broke!”?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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06/29/09

Intensity of dog flatulence? Why, that’s measured by the Bowfart Wind Scale!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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06/28/09

Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/27/09

People who are bleeding to death have difficulty opening doors. Because they can’t tournequet.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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06/26/09

Hear about the movie about drug users? It’s rated ‘addled accompaniment‘.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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06/25/09

If you travel to an economically depressed country, be sure that you speak the languish!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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06/24/09

Grab a tea: what Isaac Newton did when he was thirsty.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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06/23/09

Pro-bestiality lobbyists always seem to have an ox to grind!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)
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06/22/09

Even though the Sri Lankan civil war is over, there’s still a lot of violence. It’s not exactly smooth Ceylon.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/21/09

Wondering when it’s ok to fart? Trust your in stink.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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