All Puns for June, 2009
06/30/09
Did the CEO of General Motors just wake up one day and say, “G, M broke!”?
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...06/29/09
Intensity of dog flatulence? Why, that’s measured by the Bowfart Wind Scale! (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.  (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/27/09
People who are bleeding to death have difficulty opening doors. Because they can’t tournequet. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/26/09
Hear about the movie about drug users? It’s rated ‘addled accompaniment‘. (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...06/25/09
If you travel to an economically depressed country, be sure that you speak the languish! (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...06/24/09
Grab a tea: what Isaac Newton did when he was thirsty. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...06/23/09
Pro-bestiality lobbyists always seem to have an ox to grind! (8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5) Loading ...06/22/09
Even though the Sri Lankan civil war is over, there’s still a lot of violence. It’s not exactly smooth Ceylon. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/21/09
Wondering when it’s ok to fart? Trust your in stink. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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