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Month: June 2009

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06/16/200906/30/2009

Did the CEO of General Motors just wake up one day and say, “G, M broke!”?

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Categories Pun of the DayTags current events2 Comments
06/16/200906/29/2009

Intensity of dog flatulence? Why, that’s measured by the Bowfart Wind Scale!

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06/16/200906/28/2009

Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.

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Categories Pun of the DayTags holidays, santa, social justice1 Comment
06/16/200906/27/2009

People who are bleeding to death have difficulty opening doors. Because they can’t tournequet.

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01/29/201006/26/2009

Hear about the movie about drug users? It’s rated ‘addled accompaniment‘.

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06/16/200906/25/2009

If you travel to an economically depressed country, be sure that you speak the languish!

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Categories Pun of the DayTags random, the economy2 Comments
06/16/200906/24/2009

Grab a tea: what Isaac Newton did when he was thirsty.

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Categories Pun of the DayTags science1 Comment
06/16/200906/23/2009

Pro-bestiality lobbyists always seem to have an ox to grind!

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Categories Pun of the DayTags bestiality4 Comments
06/16/200906/22/2009

Even though the Sri Lankan civil war is over, there’s still a lot of violence. It’s not exactly smooth Ceylon.

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06/09/200906/21/2009

Wondering when it’s ok to fart? Trust your in stink.

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