Did the CEO of General Motors just wake up one day and say, “G, M broke!”?
Intensity of dog flatulence? Why, that’s measured by the Bowfart Wind Scale!
Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.
People who are bleeding to death have difficulty opening doors. Because they can’t tournequet.
Hear about the movie about drug users? It’s rated ‘addled accompaniment‘.
If you travel to an economically depressed country, be sure that you speak the languish!
Grab a tea: what Isaac Newton did when he was thirsty.
Pro-bestiality lobbyists always seem to have an ox to grind!
Even though the Sri Lankan civil war is over, there’s still a lot of violence. It’s not exactly smooth Ceylon.
Wondering when it’s ok to fart? Trust your in stink.