Dear Pun Gents, I need a saying for an alumni softball tournament t-shirt. I am from a small town and drinking is a hobby. The pun can be about softball, drinking, or both! ~Elise, Welsh
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Playing softball is a wasted opportunity
- Play too much softball and, afterward, you'll spend all night hurling.
- Why do pitchers scrath their balls on the mound? Because it's slope itch.
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