CASE OF CRABS

Dear Pun Gents, I'm handing out crab mallets as favors for a bridal shower with a crab-cake recipe. Need a clean pun related to crab mallet, crabcakes, and marriage. ~Lauren, Lawrence, KS

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Mallet-adjusted behaviour
  2. Pre-nuptial claws
  3. Don't put up with any crab!
  4. You can't be shellfish in marriage.
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