MOBSTER TRAP

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun involving mobsters. ~Timothy, Mount Morris, NY

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Why did Tony kill his Amway supplier? The Soap ran out.
  2. Mobster puns are the corleone-ist.
  3. Movie about the death of a mobster: Don to Dust
  4. Mobsters are pansies: they act so Sicily.
  5. Mobster porn: Good Phallus.

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