WEDDING TRAIN

Dear Pun Gents, I have to do a best man speech for guy who is interested in model railways, loves Top Gun and eats loads of bacon – any decent ideas? ~Ed, Ripon, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. She'll have him at her bacon call.
  2. His fiance trained him well.
  3. He's a railly lucky guy.
  4. When I heard he was getting married I thought he had a loco motive.
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