Month: July 2009

Dear Pun Gents, I need a good name for a running relay team! ~Christine, Whitehorse, Yukon

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Save Our Soles
2. Batonomous Collective
3. Baton Rouge
4. Relay Fast

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Dear Pun Gents, I'm handing out crab mallets as favors for a bridal shower with a crab-cake recipe. Need a clean pun related to crab mallet, crabcakes, and marriage. ~Lauren, Lawrence, KS

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Mallet-adjusted behaviour
2. Pre-nuptial claws
3. Don't put up with any crab!
4. You can't be shellfish in marriage.

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Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun involving mobsters. ~Timothy, Mount Morris, NY

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Why did Tony kill his Amway supplier? The Soap ran out.
2. Mobster puns are the corleone-ist.
3. Movie about the death of a mobster: Don to Dust
4. Mobsters are pansies: they act so Sicily.
5. Mobster porn: Good Phallus.

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Dear Pun Gents, I have to do a best man speech for guy who is interested in model railways, loves Top Gun and eats loads of bacon – any decent ideas? ~Ed, Ripon, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. She'll have him at her bacon call.
2. His fiance trained him well.
3. He's a railly lucky guy.
4. When I heard he was getting married I thought he had a loco motive.

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Dear Pun Gents, I need a saying for an alumni softball tournament t-shirt. I am from a small town and drinking is a hobby. The pun can be about softball, drinking, or both! ~Elise, Welsh

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Playing softball is a wasted opportunity
2. Play too much softball and, afterward, you'll spend all night hurling.
3. Why do pitchers scrath their balls on the mound? Because it's slope itch.

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Dear Pun Gents, our legal department is having a team community volunteer baking event for a children’s charity. Can you help us with a slogan? Thanks. ~Michele, Chadds Ford, PA (Long-time fan)

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