LET’S HAVE A LITTLE JAM RECESSION

Dear Pun Gents, I am doing a project comparing how charities are coping with the recession and suggesting solutions to them. I need a pun I could place as the title. Thank you so much! ~Jay, Houston

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. We'll get through this as a country. It will take a spirit of donationalism.
  2. During a recession, remember to have fund!
  3. The solutions aren't very donorous.
  4. How to raise funds when funds are being razed.
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ESTATE OF PLAY

Dear Pun Gents, I am a real estate agent and am trying for a punny slogan for myself. I just started as an agent and would love something funny, catchy and original…so I have turned to the best. Please help! ~Liz, Los Angeles

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Home Arranger
  2. All’s Well that Ends in Sell
  3. Catch the Latest Episode of House
  4. Meet me at Starbucks and we’ll have a non-fat Mortagino
  5. Name is Liz, but you can call me Ms. List!
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PINT PONG

Dear Pun Gents, my boyfriend's name is Eddie and mine is Rachel and we are 19. We need a team name for a beer pong tournament. Clever ideas? ~Rachel, Vancouver

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Beers in Heaven
  2. Barley Legal
  3. Teenlagers
  4. Blue Beer
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Oenophiles are winers. They ought to stick a cork in it.

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Hear about the woman who wore a toupee in place of a bra? She was involved in a major rug bust.

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JENNA’S SIDE

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for my new blog involving my name, 'Jenna'.  Something witty and funny would be cool. The blog is about a preparing my art portfolio so you could mess around with that? Whatever you like. Thanks Gents. ~Jenna, Dublin, Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Jenna Side
  2. Jenna Tattoos
  3. Jennaology
  4. Jennaflection
  5. Jen Irrational
  6. Jennarosity
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