DRINK AND DRIVE

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for an alcohol delivery service. ~Alice, Brisbane, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS

  1. Good to the last drop-off
  2. Rum-runners
  3. Spirits of St. Louis
  4. Ethanol-inclusive
  5. De-livery
  6. Ba car di
  7. Broken Down Golf Carts
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HOS OF PAIN

Dear Pun Gents, I would like a pun or slogan for pediatric pain for a preventative pain hospital program. ~Beth, Phoenix, AZ

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The pain isn't mightier
  2. Check your PainPal account
  3. Stop painment
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HIVE FIVE

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun name for a bee mascot! ~Lauren, Perth, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT;

  1. Beelzebub
  2. Buzzooka Joe
  3. The Great Swarmy
  4. Attila the Honey
  5. Queentin Tarantino
  6. Bumble Rap
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COME AND SEA

Dear Pun Gents, I need pun for a headline on review of the musical South Pacific. ~Elaine, Dallas

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Someone should throw the cast away.
  2. You Guada see it!
  3. Come out for Emile and a musical.
  4. I've got half an ocean to sea it again.
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FREE WILL

Dear Pun Gents, I need a catchy pun for my new blog. Something related to 'William'. ~William, Houston

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Bill Blog Baggins
  2. Writing My Will
  3. Post All Bills
  4. I Am Will I Am
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MINDS IN THE GUTTER

Dear Pun Gents, I need a psychology-related name for a bowling team that consists of graduate students. ~Diana, New York City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Striking behaviour
  2. Split personalities
  3. E-pin-ephriends.
  4. Psy-bowler disorder
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COLD CALL

DearĀ  Pun Gents, I want a pun about cold weather. ~Roy, Kalamazoo, MI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Puns about winter are snow joke.
  2. What do you call a gangsta snowman? Froze-T.
  3. What do bad Canadians get in their stockings for Xmas? A lump of cold.
  4. They top the charts every January: the Black-Ice Peas.
  5. See more cold weather puns here: http://pungents.com/specfeat/winter.htm
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