Month: December 2009

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for an alcohol delivery service. ~Alice, Brisbane, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS

1. Good to the last drop-off
2. Rum-runners
3. Spirits of St. Louis
4. Ethanol-inclusive
5. De-livery
6. Ba car di
7. Broken Down Golf Carts

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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Dear Pun Gents, I would like a pun or slogan for pediatric pain for a preventative pain hospital program. ~Beth, Phoenix, AZ

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. The pain isn't mightier
2. Check your PainPal account
3. Stop painment

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

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Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun name for a bee mascot! ~Lauren, Perth, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT;

1. Beelzebub
2. Buzzooka Joe
3. The Great Swarmy
4. Attila the Honey
5. Queentin Tarantino
6. Bumble Rap

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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Dear Pun Gents, I need pun for a headline on review of the musical South Pacific. ~Elaine, Dallas

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Someone should throw the cast away.
2. You Guada see it!
3. Come out for Emile and a musical.
4. I've got half an ocean to sea it again.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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Dear Pun Gents, I need a catchy pun for my new blog. Something related to 'William'. ~William, Houston

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Bill Blog Baggins
2. Writing My Will
3. Post All Bills
4. I Am Will I Am

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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Dear Pun Gents, can you help out with some Shakespeare-themed puns on weddings? ~Natalie, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. There is a bow-tie in the affairs of men…
2. Unsex me here!
3. Frantic disposition
4. Kill all the caterers
5. Screw your corsage to the sticking place
6. Get thee to a punnery!

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Dear Pun Gents, I need a psychology-related name for a bowling team that consists of graduate students. ~Diana, New York City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Striking behaviour
2. Split personalities
3. E-pin-ephriends.
4. Psy-bowler disorder

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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Dear  Pun Gents, I want a pun about cold weather. ~Roy, Kalamazoo, MI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Puns about winter are snow joke.
2. What do you call a gangsta snowman? Froze-T.
3. What do bad Canadians get in their stockings for Xmas? A lump of cold.
4. They top the charts every January: the Black-Ice Peas.
5. See more cold weather puns here: http://pungents.com/specfeat/winter.htm

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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