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All Puns for December, 2009

12/31/09

Bricklayers have a mortar complex.

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12/30/09

Andrew from Dugald:

Isn’t it funny? Everyone wants to clean up the Earth in all sorts of ways, and yet, nature abhors a vacuum.

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12/30/09

DRINK AND DRIVE

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for an alcohol delivery service. ~Alice, Brisbane, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS

  1. Good to the last drop-off
  2. Rum-runners
  3. Spirits of St. Louis
  4. Ethanol-inclusive
  5. De-livery
  6. Ba car di
  7. Broken Down Golf Carts
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12/30/09

HOS OF PAIN

Dear Pun Gents, I would like a pun or slogan for pediatric pain for a preventative pain hospital program. ~Beth, Phoenix, AZ

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The pain isn't mightier
  2. Check your PainPal account
  3. Stop painment
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12/30/09

HIVE FIVE

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun name for a bee mascot! ~Lauren, Perth, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT;

  1. Beelzebub
  2. Buzzooka Joe
  3. The Great Swarmy
  4. Attila the Honey
  5. Queentin Tarantino
  6. Bumble Rap
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12/30/09

COME AND SEA

Dear Pun Gents, I need pun for a headline on review of the musical South Pacific. ~Elaine, Dallas

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Someone should throw the cast away.
  2. You Guada see it!
  3. Come out for Emile and a musical.
  4. I've got half an ocean to sea it again.
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12/30/09

FREE WILL

Dear Pun Gents, I need a catchy pun for my new blog. Something related to 'William'. ~William, Houston

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Bill Blog Baggins
  2. Writing My Will
  3. Post All Bills
  4. I Am Will I Am
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12/30/09

Wigmakers are always putting on hairs.

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12/29/09

Wide men can’t jump.

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12/28/09

For an archer, opportunity nocks.

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