Dear Pun Gents, we are having a tennis charity event on Valentine's day. Need a slogan re the old saying "to tennis players love means nothing" – to show that's not true. ~Laura, Charlotte, NC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
- Whack your balls on Valentine's Day
- Get to first baseline.
- You'll hear lots of backhanded compliments.
- If you like cougars it'll be, Love-40+
- Matchmaking point.
- Get double-teamed.