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Pun for 12/15/09

PUN ON DEMAND: THAT WAY MADNESS LIES

Dear Pun Gents, can you help out with some Shakespeare-themed puns on weddings? ~Natalie, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. There is a bow-tie in the affairs of men…
  2. Unsex me here!
  3. Frantic disposition
  4. Kill all the caterers
  5. Screw your corsage to the sticking place
  6. Get thee to a punnery!
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