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My wife is turned on by men with yachts. So I bought one. I guess turn a boat is foreplay.
Topic: luxury, relationships, sailing, sex, transportation
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Women are also attracted by famous actors. It would be wise if you left port with a star aboard, right?
Yacht not to let your girlfriend ketch you meshing around mermaids on the inter-nets
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Women are also attracted by famous actors. It would be wise if you left port with a star aboard, right?
Yacht not to let your girlfriend ketch you meshing around mermaids on the inter-nets