MY MOTHER AND FEATHER

Dear Pun Gents, I have a picture of my mom wearing a turkey hat. I would like a pun that describes her life, but has to do with turkeys. ~Harrison, North Brunswick

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. She wattles when she walks.
  2. She’s got the right stuffing!
  3. She always listened to Charlie ‘Bird’ Parker
  4. She was blessed by Gobble Almighty!
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WE DE-LIVER!

Dear Pun Gents, we have to rename a liquor store.  My wife runs it full-time. We sell beer, spirits, a little wine. Blue-collar store in an old neighborhood. ~Matt, Shawnee, KS (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. What Ales You
  2. Liquor-ner Store
  3. Inebriattitude
  4. Boozunteit
  5. Mom and Pop Shots
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THE BUCK SHOTS HERE

Dear Pun Gents,  I’m looking for a pun for a shot glass for a bachelorette party. It’s a run of the mill drinking party. Something unique. ~Michelle, Windsor, ON

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Bride is one of the 7 deadly gins.
  2. Bailey able to stand
  3. Jello Hooters
  4. Shoot Your Load.
  5. Gal-liano
  6. Totally Kahlua-lass
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WAIT… BEER ME OUT!

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to ask a friend to buy beer or alcohol. ~Joey, Redlands, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Ale be forever grateful.
  2. Don’t make me go boozerk.
  3. Wine not?
  4. Vodka I do for you?
  5. It’s not going tequila-ya
  6. Can I ask you a martini tiny favour?
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YO, BUM RUSH THE SNOW

Dear Pun Gents, I am in a curling bonspiel called the ‘BUMspiel’ – BUMS stands for Berseker Urban Motorcycle Squad. I need a team name with curling and bums. Or just some original curling names for 4 people thrown together to curl. ~Shelley, Calgary, AB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Ass-assins with Rocks
  2. Bumsweepers
  3. Crack Squad
  4. The Icy Receptionists
  5. Skip to the Loo
  6. We’ll Skip Rinks Around You
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MOVERS AND SHAKERS

Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for an office team in a transportation engineering firm, but no one on the team is an engineer. ~Amy, Salt Lake City, UT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Trans Sports
  2. Engine and Tonic
  3. There’s no Engine, Here
  4. The Colossus of Roads
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WE JUST FIT

Dear Pun Gents, I’m wanting a Valentine’s Day pun based around the themes weight loss / gym / love handles / exercise / etc. ~Lach, Brisbane, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

  1. Sexercise?
  2. Lose 214 pounds for Valentine’s Day
    OR
  3. Give her 214 pounds. Watch the V.D!
  4. I can’t weight for Valentine’s
  5. You be fit me
  6. Love. Handle it.
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MAN! I FOUL LIKE A WOMAN!

Dear Pun Gents, We’re looking for a clever name for our women’s tennis team. We’re a city, public court team that plays out of Golden Gate Park in San Francisco. ~Nina, San Francisco (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Feelin Frisci
  2. John Cougar Tennis Camp
  3. Servivors
  4. We’re HardCourt
  5. Clay Lady, Clay
  6. Clayla
  7. Female Agassins
  8. Stringers in the night
  9. Spinderellas
  10. Drop it Like it’s Shot
  11. Backhand and Lobbin (Batman and Robin)
  12. Golden Girls
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AHEAD OF THE PUCK

Dear Pun Gents, we did a science project on how fast you can shoot a hockey puck and we need a title! ~Jen, Laurel, MD

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. How Pucking Fast?
  2. One Tough Disc ice on
  3. Hockey't Science
  4. The Mighty Pucks
  5. Ahead of the Puck
  6. Clocks-pucker
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SOUNDING BOARD

Dear Pun Gents, A good one for a film soundtrack service please. ~Jeremy, Letterkenny, Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. You Shoot, We Score
  2. Audio Fellow

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