4 CLOSURE

Dear Pun Gents, we need a legal based pub name for our social event, even better if it also included the number 4. Many thanks! ~Will, London

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Four Courtsmen of the Apocalypse
  2. I fourght the law and the law won
  3. Twitter name: @hornies
  4. Fourth right behaviour

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CHICKS WITH CLICKS

Dear Pun Gents, I'm putting together a bachelorette-party 5k run for the bridesmaids. Looking for a pun to put on the t-shirts. ~Maria, Chicago

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Chick Click Clique
  2. The Sprintcess Bride
  3. Wedding Train-ing
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PANT OPTIONAL BEACH PARTY

Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a beach theme for a dog party. ~Jen, Durango, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. This party totally drools!
  2. Dachshund Through the Sand
  3. Life's a Bitch
  4. 24-hour party pitbulls in the house!
  5. Dog Days of Summer
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CAN’T HARDLY WEIGHT

Dear Pun Gents, I'm emceeing a wedding and looking for some puns. Groom used to be into weightlifting and also works for an insurance company. ~Gary, Melbourne, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. He'll get use to waits for the bathroom.
  2. He seems very claim and collected today.
  3. Before he met her, he pumped a lot of Irene.
  4. He doesn't know squat about marriage.
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