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Pun for 02/09/10

PUN ON DEMAND: YOU + ME = VD

Dear Pun Gents, something about Valentine’s day like “bee mine” with a bee or “sweet on you” with candy or “nuts about you” with a peanut that i could put on a card. ~Samantha, New Britain, CT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. It was two heart to get you a present.
  2. For our V-day dinner, set the lovin’ to ‘high’
  3. And you thought I never card about you.
  4. I baked you something special. Cuz all you knead is loaf.
  5. Let’s have a hearty dinner
  6. You and Me = A VD I got from Dupree

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One Response

  1. Samantha says:
    02/09/2010 at 5:35 PM

    These are great; I’m using almost all of them on my valentine’s day cards this year. Thanks for giving me something original to say to my friends.

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