Political correctness is getting out of hand, when those try to ply women with drinks at bars are accused of breaking feed-her-ale law.
German intellectuals have often been accused of taking Goethe hormones.
Dear Pun Gents, I work for the UK’s Royal Mail (our national Postal Service) on the sales team. We have three teams in the office and our team is notoriously bad at coming up with a good name. The two main services we sell are called Tracked and Packetpost and we enjoy a good drink. Gin’ll Fix It has already gone and we need something wittier than this! Please help. ~Lyndsey, Chicester, West Sussex, England
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Ahead of the Package
- It’ll beer here soon
- Hot Fee Mails
- Booze De-livery
- Pickup Artists
- Large Package Handlers
The poorly endowed man committed suicide because he didn’t be long.
GM recently shut down the popular SUV brand because it was Hummeraghing red ink.
What do you call the study of torch-wielding midgets? Gas-throw-gnomy.
Why was Blackbeard chosen to judge the baking contest? Because he was a pie-rate.
Which dangerous celebrity prohibited confetti at his wedding? Chuck No Rice.
The first manual transmission cars were make shift.
Can ice cube trays be improved? You’ll have to undertake a freezability study.