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All Puns for March, 2010

03/31/10

Political correctness is getting out of hand, when those try to ply women with drinks at bars are accused of breaking feed-her-ale law.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/30/10

German intellectuals have often been accused of taking Goethe hormones.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/29/10

THE POSTMAN ALWAYS DRINKS TWICE

Dear Pun Gents, I work for the UK’s Royal Mail (our national Postal Service) on the sales team. We have three teams in the office and our team is notoriously bad at coming up with a good name. The two main services we sell are called Tracked and Packetpost and we enjoy a good drink. Gin’ll Fix It has already gone and we need something wittier than this! Please help. ~Lyndsey, Chicester, West Sussex, England

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Ahead of the Package
  2. It’ll beer here soon
  3. Hot Fee Mails
  4. Booze De-livery
  5. Pickup Artists
  6. Large Package Handlers
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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03/29/10

The poorly endowed man committed suicide because he didn’t be long.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/28/10

GM recently shut down the popular SUV brand because it was Hummeraghing red ink.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/27/10

What do you call the study of torch-wielding midgets? Gas-throw-gnomy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/26/10

Why was Blackbeard chosen to judge the baking contest? Because he was a pie-rate.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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03/25/10

Which dangerous celebrity prohibited confetti at his wedding? Chuck No Rice.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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03/24/10

The first manual transmission cars were make shift.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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03/23/10

Can ice cube trays be improved? You’ll have to undertake a freezability study.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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