THE POSTMAN ALWAYS DRINKS TWICE

Dear Pun Gents, I work for the UK’s Royal Mail (our national Postal Service) on the sales team. We have three teams in the office and our team is notoriously bad at coming up with a good name. The two main services we sell are called Tracked and Packetpost and we enjoy a good drink. Gin’ll Fix It has already gone and we need something wittier than this! Please help. ~Lyndsey, Chicester, West Sussex, England

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Ahead of the Package
  2. It’ll beer here soon
  3. Hot Fee Mails
  4. Booze De-livery
  5. Pickup Artists
  6. Large Package Handlers
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…WHAT A PUNDERFUL WORLD

Dear Pun Gents, a pun about the beauty of life. ~Jill, Edmonton, AB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Laugh is beautiful
2. Like the man who survives cancer knows – tumor ‘ow’ is another day
3. All you need is life
4. Life is a real sun off a beach
5. Happiness is a warm pun.

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CAKE PANDEMONIUM

Dear Pun Gents, Heidi from cloud control is in business as a cake racketeer, what should her slogan be? ~Emma, Melbourne

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Pastry de resistance
  2. Bucake
  3. I’m a cakey muthaf******
  4. Let them cake meet!
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What’s a morse code expert’s favourite tech website? Dashdot.

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PHONE BALONEY

Dear Pun Gents, I need a good name for a giveaway that a company involved with phones and bluetooth devices does every Friday. ~Torin, Snoqualmie, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Pho… Pho… Phone!  Merry Xmas!
  2. Phone-me of the State
  3. Catching Phlies with Phoney
  4. The bluetooth and nothing but the bluetooth
  5. John Wilkes Bluetooth
  6. It’s a call amity!
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BAND ON THE PUN

Dear Pun Gents, I need a funny band name pun. ~Mikey, Plattsburgh, NY

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Band Aid
  2. Songofabitch
  3. Of Chorus
  4. Recorduroy
  5. The Strolling Strones
  6. Living Color Me Badly Drawn Boy George Michael Jackson Five for Fighting Miss Daisy
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