Going to jail is quite the bar gain.
Do Ms. Minelli’s ex-husbands all get together and play Liza tag?
Too much cereal gives me my grains.
Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?
Shakespeare’s works have recently been climbing up the bestseller charts. It’s a sonnet boom!
Who sets our nutrition policies? Is it the feds?
Sexual harassment is a big problem at tap-ass bars.
Darth Vader threw a root vegetable at his son’s car. He said ‘Luke, I yam your four-door!’
Japanese cartoon gameshow: Whose Line Is It, Animé?
The inventors of the silicone breast implant are long since retired. But I just want to say tanks for the mammaries.