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All Puns for June, 2010


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06/30/10

Going to jail isĀ  quite the bar gain.

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06/29/10

Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.

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06/28/10

Do Ms. Minelli’s ex-husbands all get together and play Liza tag?

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06/27/10

The corn farmer was so cheap. Everyone called him a maizer.

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06/26/10

Barbershop quartets sing a capella. But In Africa, berbershop quartets sing a cape buffalo.

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06/25/10

Too much cereal gives me my grains.

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06/24/10

Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?

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06/23/10

Shakespeare’s works have recently been climbing up the bestseller charts. It’s a sonnet boom!

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06/22/10

Who sets our nutrition policies? Is it the feds?

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06/21/10

Sexual harassment is a big problem at tap-ass bars.

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