Going to jail is quite the bar gain.
Do Ms. Minelli’s ex-husbands all get together and play Liza tag?
The corn farmer was so cheap. Everyone called him a maizer.
Barbershop quartets sing a capella. But In Africa, berbershop quartets sing a cape buffalo.
Too much cereal gives me my grains.
Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?
Shakespeare’s works have recently been climbing up the bestseller charts. It’s a sonnet boom!
Who sets our nutrition policies? Is it the feds?
Sexual harassment is a big problem at tap-ass bars.
Darth Vader threw a root vegetable at his son’s car. He said ‘Luke, I yam your four-door!’