Going to jail is quite the bar gain.
Do Ms. Minelli’s ex-husbands all get together and play Liza tag?
Too much cereal gives me my grains.
Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?
Who sets our nutrition policies? Is it the feds?
Sexual harassment is a big problem at tap-ass bars.
Darth Vader threw a root vegetable at his son’s car. He said ‘Luke, I yam your four-door!’
Japanese cartoon gameshow: Whose Line Is It, Animé?
I wish telemarketers would take ban-call a days.
Hear about the just-announced, sleek new pancake-making device from Apple? The iHop.