June, 2010 :: PunGents.com

Going to jail is quite the bar gain.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Do Ms. Minelli’s ex-husbands all get together and play Liza tag?

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Too much cereal gives me my grains.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?

(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)

Who sets our nutrition policies? Is it the feds?

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Sexual harassment is a big problem at tap-ass bars.

(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)

Darth Vader threw a root vegetable at his son’s car. He said ‘Luke, I yam your four-door!’

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

Japanese cartoon gameshow: Whose Line Is It, Animé?

(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

The inventors of the silicone breast implant are long since retired. But I just want to say tanks for the mammaries.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

I wish telemarketers would take ban-call a days.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)