July, 2010 :: PunGents.com

It’s hard to shoe a horse. Just ask David Hasslehoof.

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The damsel in distress rejected the gallant knight. She was out of his liege.

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NED: I caught you heating up your own booger!
ED: So?
NED: Your goos is cooked!

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I’m a educated, and I’m a man. So don’t mock ma schoolin’.

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A fat man’s flatulence is truly flabber gas sting.

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I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.

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When Yoko was down on her luck, her proctologist worked probe Ono.

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If you’re a woman endowed with a divine bosom, you’ve god tit made.

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The man who hated fake politeness was so renowned, when he died they preserved him in formality hide.

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Women who have tattoos of drink containers are cute, because Thermos tats keep things hot!

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