July, 2010 :: PunGents.com

Is there is no L on Earth, then Stalin would just be a stain.

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It’s hard to shoe a horse. Just ask David Hasslehoof.

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The damsel in distress rejected the gallant knight. She was out of his liege.

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NED: I caught you heating up your own booger!
ED: So?
NED: Your goos is cooked!

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If you check the Internet Movie Database you’ll find many SQLs.

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I’m a educated, and I’m a man. So don’t mock ma schoolin’.

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How do you inspire a man who loves sheep?

“Ewe conduit!“

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I’m hooked on soft drinks. I have a coke can addiction.

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A fat man’s flatulence is truly flabber gas sting.

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I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.

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