It’s hard to shoe a horse. Just ask David Hasslehoof.
The damsel in distress rejected the gallant knight. She was out of his liege.
NED: I caught you heating up your own booger!
NED: Your goos is cooked!
I’m a educated, and I’m a man. So don’t mock ma schoolin’.
A fat man’s flatulence is truly flabber gas sting.
I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.
When Yoko was down on her luck, her proctologist worked probe Ono.
If you’re a woman endowed with a divine bosom, you’ve god tit made.
Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.
To a vegetarian, meat is murder. But for a sandwich, meat is mortar.