It’s hard to shoe a horse. Just ask David Hasslehoof.
The damsel in distress rejected the gallant knight. She was out of his liege.
NED: I caught you heating up your own booger!
NED: Your goos is cooked!
If you check the Internet Movie Database you’ll find many SQLs.
I’m a educated, and I’m a man. So don’t mock ma schoolin’.
How do you inspire a man who loves sheep?
I’m hooked on soft drinks. I have a coke can addiction.
A fat man’s flatulence is truly flabber gas sting.
I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.
You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”