It’s hard to shoe a horse. Just ask David Hasslehoof.
The damsel in distress rejected the gallant knight. She was out of his liege.
NED: I caught you heating up your own booger!
NED: Your goos is cooked!
I’m a educated, and I’m a man. So don’t mock ma schoolin’.
A fat man’s flatulence is truly flabber gas sting.
I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.
When Yoko was down on her luck, her proctologist worked probe Ono.
If you’re a woman endowed with a divine bosom, you’ve god tit made.
The man who hated fake politeness was so renowned, when he died they preserved him in formality hide.
Women who have tattoos of drink containers are cute, because Thermos tats keep things hot!