If Apple changed its name to Pumpkin, would their computer be a Hackinsquash?
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
Do race car drivers skip brake fast?
When I think about money, I start to drool like a dog. It’s my Paylove-ian reflex.
I can’t help but stare at large mansions, especially since my wife always tells me to watch my manors.
I eat shredded cabbage with mayonnaise: I’m a slaw-biting citizen.
My cat is stupid. I’m taking him to be de-clod.
Fish porn? Deep Trout.
When French fashion designers stopped using yellow fabrics, they were accused of jaunicide.