August, 2010 :: PunGents.com

If Apple changed its name to Pumpkin, would their computer be a Hackinsquash?

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!

(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Do race car drivers skip brake fast?

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

When I think about money, I start to drool like a dog. It’s my Paylove-ian reflex.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

The pumpkin farmer refused to raise cattle. He was afraid of being gourd.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

I can’t help but stare at large mansions, especially since my wife always tells me to watch my manors.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

This Justin: Canada’s national animal is the Bieber.

(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

I eat shredded cabbage with mayonnaise: I’m a slaw-biting citizen.

(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

My cat is stupid. I’m taking him to be de-clod.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Fish porn? Deep Trout.

(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)