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All Puns for August, 2010

08/31/10

If Apple changed its name to Pumpkin, would their computer be a Hackinsquash?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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08/30/10

If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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08/29/10

Do race car drivers skip brake fast?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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08/28/10

When I think about money, I start to drool like a dog. It’s my Paylove-ian reflex.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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08/27/10

The pumpkin farmer refused to raise cattle. He was afraid of being gourd.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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08/26/10

Do mathematicians enjoy group sets?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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08/25/10

I can’t help but stare at large mansions, especially since my wife always tells me to watch my manors.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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08/24/10
This Justin: Canada’s national animal is the Bieber.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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08/23/10

I eat shredded cabbage with mayonnaise: I’m a slaw-biting citizen.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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08/22/10

The story about the boy who had imaginary insect friends was very knew antsed.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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