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All Puns for September, 2010

09/30/10

If they didn’t have Ringo, they’d have been the Beatless.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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09/29/10

Tricked into watching Happy Days, I fell victim to a Fonzi Scheme.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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09/28/10

Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (16 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5)
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09/27/10

HIGH SCHOOL NEWSICAL

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for the title of our school’s newspaper. Right now it is the ‘Zeitgeist’ but we would like something more catchy. Our school focuses on math, science and technology. Maybe something with ‘infinite’? ~Kelsey, Lawrenceville, GA (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Forget the Zeitgeist: make way for the Zit Digest
  2. Kids in the LOL
  3. Paper View Channel
  4. Youth Tube
  5. Rag Against the Machine
  6. Social Median, Mean and Mode
  7. Infiniteens
  8. Go Ogle It
  9. Readerected
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09/27/10

I was skinny in high school, so when I got to university I joined a fatternity: eta omega pi

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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09/27/10

Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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09/26/10

WEBBED ENTHUSIASM

Dear Pun Gents, we’d like to recognize staff members who help keep our website up-to-date and accurate and would like a clever name for such an award. ~Julie, Richmond, VA (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. HTML Baby One More Time
  2. Site for Sore Eyes Award
  3. Kicking RSS and Taking Names
  4. The Blog Monster
  5. CMSter of the Universe
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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09/26/10

We all get stung, after the stock market has piqued.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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09/25/10

Did Genghis Khan sleep his way to the top?

Yes, the Mongol whored.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (9 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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09/25/10

MATCHISMO

Dear Pun Gents, I just started my own matchmaking business and have been offered a five-minute slot on a South African radio station. The slot is called Pun Review. I need to tell people about dating, matchmaking, the first date, etc, and I need to use as many clever puns as I can. Please help!! ~Bonita, Johannesburg

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Our service is a model of a fish-in-the-sea.
  2. Looking to get lady?
  3. You pick up chicks or we pick up the cheque.
  4. Did somebody sneeze? Match-You!
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