Tricked into watching Happy Days, I fell victim to a Fonzi Scheme.
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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...HIGH SCHOOL NEWSICAL
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for the title of our school’s newspaper. Right now it is the ‘Zeitgeist’ but we would like something more catchy. Our school focuses on math, science and technology. Maybe something with ‘infinite’? ~Kelsey, Lawrenceville, GA (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Forget the Zeitgeist: make way for the Zit Digest
- Kids in the LOL
- Paper View Channel
- Youth Tube
- Rag Against the Machine
- Social Median, Mean and Mode
- Infiniteens
- Go Ogle It
- Readerected
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...WEBBED ENTHUSIASM
Dear Pun Gents, we’d like to recognize staff members who help keep our website up-to-date and accurate and would like a clever name for such an award. ~Julie, Richmond, VA (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- HTML Baby One More Time
- Site for Sore Eyes Award
- Kicking RSS and Taking Names
- The Blog Monster
- CMSter of the Universe
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Did Genghis Khan sleep his way to the top?
Yes, the Mongol whored.
(9 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...MATCHISMO
Dear Pun Gents, I just started my own matchmaking business and have been offered a five-minute slot on a South African radio station. The slot is called Pun Review. I need to tell people about dating, matchmaking, the first date, etc, and I need to use as many clever puns as I can. Please help!! ~Bonita, Johannesburg
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Our service is a model of a fish-in-the-sea.
- Looking to get lady?
- You pick up chicks or we pick up the cheque.
- Did somebody sneeze? Match-You!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Late Braking Gnus (cause accidents): Gents Interviewed on MushyPony.com
Sitting down with founders Patrick Tanzola and Rhain Louis of Pungents.com (Canada’s top pun website), we weren’t sure what to expect on that brightly punny day outside U of T’s Hart House. Nursing our coffees, we were suddenly caught off-guard when a massive hawk swept down beside us, grabbed a small mouse from the garden, and flew off – nearly causing us to hawk-up our lunch.
Patrick: “That was falcon crazy!”
Rhain: “I’m sure the mouse found it starling”
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to do with Tourette’s Syndrome. ~Jess, Melbourne
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Curing Tourette’s is an utter challenge.
- Surely, you interject!
- You’ve got a devil-may-swear attitude.
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Dear Pun Gents, something about man’s ignorance of nature. The plague of technology etc. ~Ashley, Sydney, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- We’re on a slippery slope, ie tech-knoll-ology.
- Didn’t Stephen King write a horror novel called I.T.?
- To protect myself from evil technology, iPadlocked my gate.
- It’s Life is Beautiful, not Life is Boot-able.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...KICKS KATS
Dear Pun Gents, we need two team names for a management vs. employee charity kickball game. All employees work customer service for a large satellite television provider. Names must be HR appropriate, but can be a slightly inappropriate pun (ex. Kickin’ Grass). ~Kim, Huntington, WV
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Super HRoes
- Manage a Trois
- Corporate Punishment
- Emplohyenas
- Staff Infection
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