SHRIMP COCKTAIL

Dear Pun Gents, I am having a party and am having a little person serve “odwarfs” and beverages. I need a pun for when he is asking if anyone needs a drink. He will be wearing a large sombrero filled with chips. ~Jason, Kansas City, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. No drinks. But do you have anything two feet on?
  2. Shrimp Cocktail
  3. Coffee w/ half and half and Sweet N Low
  4. Smurf Martini
  5. Vodka. Just a squirt.
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