IGNORAMUSING

Dear Pun Gents, something about man’s ignorance of nature. The plague of technology etc. ~Ashley, Sydney, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. We’re on a slippery slope, ie tech-knoll-ology.
  2. Didn’t Stephen King write a horror novel called I.T.?
  3. To protect myself from evil technology, iPadlocked my gate.
  4. It’s Life is Beautiful, not Life is Boot-able.
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KICKS KATS

Dear Pun Gents, we need two team names for a management vs. employee charity kickball game. All employees work customer service for a large satellite television provider. Names must be HR appropriate, but can be a slightly inappropriate pun (ex. Kickin’ Grass). ~Kim, Huntington, WV

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Super HRoes
  2. Manage a Trois
  3. Corporate Punishment
  4. Emplohyenas
  5. Staff Infection
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SHRIMP COCKTAIL

Dear Pun Gents, I am having a party and am having a little person serve “odwarfs” and beverages. I need a pun for when he is asking if anyone needs a drink. He will be wearing a large sombrero filled with chips. ~Jason, Kansas City, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. No drinks. But do you have anything two feet on?
  2. Shrimp Cocktail
  3. Coffee w/ half and half and Sweet N Low
  4. Smurf Martini
  5. Vodka. Just a squirt.
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