In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.
NED: I met a woman with water-based breast implants!
NED: It was nice to make her aqua-in-tits!
Historical inaccuracies in a film remind me of that awful horror movie, Anachronda.
If the Afghan PM became a traffic engineer would they call him Amid Cars Guy?
A town dump is the original pile it project.
I was wounded by a machine gun. It looks really uzi.
With Danielle, then Earl, and then Fiona, we see that storms are named according to letters of the alphabet, with alternating genders. They should call them his and hurricanes.
Bread made from ground up dogs tastes like collie flour.
Eating beans gives me a pulse hating headache.
Cow insults can be very hard to diss heifer.