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All Puns for October, 2010

10/31/10

It was the 1970s when humans became sideburnetic organisms.

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10/31/10

HOPIN FOR BUSINESS

Dear Pun Gents, for a theology project at school I have to make a bumper sticker explaining the theological virtues — faith, hope, and love. Please help me! It’s the end of the quarter and I NEED a good grade! Thank you sooooooooo much!!!!!! ~Emma, Missoula, MT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Without Faith, Hope and Love we all get a FHLing grade.
  2. Catch me on FaithBook (read the Bible)
  3. Hopin for Business
  4. Set the Lovin to High.
  5. Faith Hope and Love are the illogical virtues.
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10/30/10

GOBLIN IT UP
Dear Pun Gents, our church will be canvassing our neighborhood on Halloween night to collect canned foods for a canned food drive. We do this every year and collect hundreds of cans of food this way. I write a newsletter and need a title for the article I am writing to publicize this event. ~Tuan, Honolulu, HI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. It all ghost to charity.
  2. Our ghoul is to feed the hungry.
  3. Help us make sand witches.
  4. We have a lot of hungry costumers.
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10/30/10

During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.

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10/29/10

4-MINUTE MYELIN

Dear Pun Gents, I’m starting a team for an MS charity walk. I want a clever name, some kind of play on words having to do with multiple sclerosis or myelin. ~Dana, Ronkonkoma, NY

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Let’s clean up MS-y situation.
  2. You can donate by S-MS.
  3. Add me to your MS-N.
  4. I’m feeling nerves.
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10/29/10

I don’t want to drink alone. Please beer with me.

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10/28/10

I mashed together chick peas and apples and the resulting gooey mixture was poisonous. I guess I’m a hummus cider maniac.

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10/27/10

In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?

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10/26/10

If Vanna White committed murder, would her M.O. be disemvoweling?

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10/25/10

Slovaks have the dirtiest floors.

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