I set fire to a talk show host. I was charged with Arsenio.
When it comes to spreadsheets, I pull no punches. I column as I see em.
Back in Sicily I operated a typesetting business. As we specialized in italics, all our numbers were crooked. It was a font for the mafia.
Emergency in the kitchen? Use pasta SOS.
My mom is amazing. She told me, “Some women slow down in their fifties, but me no pause.”
When the world’s shortest woman landed at the airport, I was centimetre.
I was violently kicked in the nuts. So I called 911 to get an ambulance. They said, sorry, dong number.