My friend likes mythical beasts, so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas.
To all Evangelicals, Pentecostals, 7th Day Adventists and Baptists who truly believe – the Big Day is coming tomorrow, so make sure you’ve rapture presents!
I packed nothing but a feather for my flight to the Czech Republic, figuring that would be the most Prague tickle thing.
Michael Jackson always wanted to fly like a bird. He even wrote that song, Be a Tit.
Why did Obama need to go shopping for nylons?
Because – he lost the support of the hose.
Dear Pun Gents, I need team name ideas for a charity walk for babies born prematurely (March of Dimes). We’re walking in memory of my son Gabriel and in honor of others. Thank you! ~Audra, Allen, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Premi-mums
- The Toddler Waddlers
- The Gabe Pride Parade
- Baby Walk
A window courier delivers nothing but pane.
What’s the most frustrating thing for a dog in a car?
Little known fact: Chewbacca was played in the movies by Bigfoot; he was a Yeti knight. (I read this on Wookiepedia.)
Wherewolves are endangered.