Month: December 2010

BABY WALK

Dear Pun Gents, I need team name ideas for a charity walk for babies born prematurely (March of Dimes). We’re walking in memory of my son Gabriel and in honor of others. Thank you! ~Audra, Allen, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Premi-mums
  2. The Toddler Waddlers
  3. The Gabe Pride Parade
  4. Baby Walk
  5. Tinysty
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O KANYE DUH

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun on Kanye West fast! It has to be school appropriate. ~Jon, Marquette, MI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Did you know he’s not really Kanyedian?
  2. Kanye jumped onto stage wearing a brand new suit. Man his tailor’s swift.
  3. What a west of talent.
  4. He was a child of divorced parents, and lived with his mother. No wonder he got into hi pop.
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BOOZO THE CLOWN’S

Dear Pun Gents, I am starting a string of liquor stores and need a name and possibly a slogan. ~Ed, Kenosha, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Boozooka Joe’s
  2. Tickety Booze
  3. Al’s Cohality Liquor
  4. Winers: We are the Champagnes!
  5. Two-Four/7 [Beer store]
  6. Glass Sippers
  7. Subourbon
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EQUAL RITES

Dear Pun Gents, something about freedom of religion I can use in a skit (eg for ‘peaceful assembly’, a kid making a lego sculpture) ~Aiedail, Livonia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rapper: Christ Cross
  2. Buddha Man [Boo the Man]
  3. Old people who’ve had joint replacement surgery enjoy freedom of wors hips
  4. Bible? In this country you can buy whatever bull you choose.
  5. Those who practice religious oppression will get a few pious in the face.
  6. Hindu what you want
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FERMENT BELIEVER

Dear Pun Gents, I home-brew beer and I’m looking to create a ‘patron saint of beer’ for a logo. Something along the lines of my old favorite: “Patron Saint of Fireworks: St. Mary IgniteUs. (you can use that one) ~Ernest, Worcester, MA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. St. Brewno
  2. St. Al Cahal
  3. St. Maximus Buzzinski
  4. St. Ibeerius
  5. St. Inebrius Di Still
  6. St. Stoutus
  7. St. Hopsgood
  8. Thomas A-wine-us – The saint with an ale’o
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