My friend likes mythical beasts, so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas.
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(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...To all Evangelicals, Pentecostals, 7th Day Adventists and Baptists who truly believe – the Big Day is coming tomorrow, so make sure you’ve rapture presents!
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...I packed nothing but a feather for my flight to the Czech Republic, figuring that would be the most Prague tickle thing.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Michael Jackson always wanted to fly like a bird. He even wrote that song, Be a Tit.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Why did Obama need to go shopping for nylons?
Because – he lost the support of the hose.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...BABY WALK
Dear Pun Gents, I need team name ideas for a charity walk for babies born prematurely (March of Dimes). We’re walking in memory of my son Gabriel and in honor of others. Thank you! ~Audra, Allen, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Premi-mums
- The Toddler Waddlers
- The Gabe Pride Parade
- Baby Walk
- Tinysty
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...A window courier delivers nothing but pane.
(9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)Loading...What’s the most frustrating thing for a dog in a car?
Parallel barking!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Little known fact: Chewbacca was played in the movies by Bigfoot; he was a Yeti knight. (I read this on Wookiepedia.)
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Wherewolves are endangered.
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