December, 2010 :: PunGents.com

12/31/201012/27/2010

Where can you watch a horse-faced woman run around like crazy? A Palin drome

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12/31/201012/26/2010

My friend likes mythical beasts, so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas.

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07/12/201312/25/2010

No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!

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12/21/201012/24/2010

To all Evangelicals, Pentecostals, 7th Day Adventists and Baptists who truly believe – the Big Day is coming tomorrow, so make sure you’ve rapture presents!

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12/21/201012/23/2010

You may ask when will it snow for Christmas, but I ask when will it rein, deer?

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12/21/201012/22/2010

Santa Claus – now that’s a fellow with charisma. Say what you like, the man has presents!

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12/23/201012/21/2010

I packed nothing but a feather for my flight to the Czech Republic, figuring that would be the most Prague tickle thing.

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12/17/201012/20/2010

Michael Jackson always wanted to fly like a bird. He even wrote that song, Be a Tit.

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12/17/201012/19/2010

Does Bono buy expensive-brand groceries?

No, he shops where the treats have no name.

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12/17/201012/18/2010

Why did Obama need to go shopping for nylons?

Because – he lost the support of the hose.

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