My friend likes mythical beasts, so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas.
Month: December 2010
BABY WALK
Dear Pun Gents, I need team name ideas for a charity walk for babies born prematurely (March of Dimes). We’re walking in memory of my son Gabriel and in honor of others. Thank you! ~Audra, Allen, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Premi-mums
- The Toddler Waddlers
- The Gabe Pride Parade
- Baby Walk
- Tinysty
A window courier delivers nothing but pane.
O KANYE DUH
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Did you know he’s not really Kanyedian?
- Kanye jumped onto stage wearing a brand new suit. Man his tailor’s swift.
- What a west of talent.
- He was a child of divorced parents, and lived with his mother. No wonder he got into hi pop.
BOOZO THE CLOWN’S
Dear Pun Gents, I am starting a string of liquor stores and need a name and possibly a slogan. ~Ed, Kenosha, WI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Boozooka Joe’s
- Tickety Booze
- Al’s Cohality Liquor
- Winers: We are the Champagnes!
- Two-Four/7 [Beer store]
- Glass Sippers
- Subourbon
EQUAL RITES
Dear Pun Gents, something about freedom of religion I can use in a skit (eg for ‘peaceful assembly’, a kid making a lego sculpture) ~Aiedail, Livonia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Rapper: Christ Cross
- Buddha Man [Boo the Man]
- Old people who’ve had joint replacement surgery enjoy freedom of wors hips
- Bible? In this country you can buy whatever bull you choose.
- Those who practice religious oppression will get a few pious in the face.
- Hindu what you want
FERMENT BELIEVER
Dear Pun Gents, I home-brew beer and I’m looking to create a ‘patron saint of beer’ for a logo. Something along the lines of my old favorite: “Patron Saint of Fireworks: St. Mary IgniteUs. (you can use that one) ~Ernest, Worcester, MA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- St. Brewno
- St. Al Cahal
- St. Maximus Buzzinski
- St. Ibeerius
- St. Inebrius Di Still
- St. Stoutus
- St. Hopsgood
- Thomas A-wine-us – The saint with an ale’o
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