My friend likes mythical beasts, so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas.
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(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Michael Jackson always wanted to fly like a bird. He even wrote that song, Be a Tit.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Why did Obama need to go shopping for nylons?
Because – he lost the support of the hose.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...BABY WALK
Dear Pun Gents, I need team name ideas for a charity walk for babies born prematurely (March of Dimes). We’re walking in memory of my son Gabriel and in honor of others. Thank you! ~Audra, Allen, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Premi-mums
- The Toddler Waddlers
- The Gabe Pride Parade
- Baby Walk
- Tinysty
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...A window courier delivers nothing but pane.
(9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)Loading...O KANYE DUH
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun on Kanye West fast! It has to be school appropriate. ~Jon, Marquette, MI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Did you know he’s not really Kanyedian?
- Kanye jumped onto stage wearing a brand new suit. Man his tailor’s swift.
- What a west of talent.
- He was a child of divorced parents, and lived with his mother. No wonder he got into hi pop.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...BOOZO THE CLOWN’S
Dear Pun Gents, I am starting a string of liquor stores and need a name and possibly a slogan. ~Ed, Kenosha, WI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Boozooka Joe’s
- Tickety Booze
- Al’s Cohality Liquor
- Winers: We are the Champagnes!
- Two-Four/7 [Beer store]
- Glass Sippers
- Subourbon
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Dear Pun Gents, something about freedom of religion I can use in a skit (eg for ‘peaceful assembly’, a kid making a lego sculpture) ~Aiedail, Livonia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Rapper: Christ Cross
- Buddha Man [Boo the Man]
- Old people who’ve had joint replacement surgery enjoy freedom of wors hips
- Bible? In this country you can buy whatever bull you choose.
- Those who practice religious oppression will get a few pious in the face.
- Hindu what you want
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...So what if I wear jeans every day. Don’t denim grade me! Leave I alone.
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