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All Puns for January, 2011

01/31/11

TAT’S ALL FOLKS

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for a tattoo shop business name. ~Jason, Coplay, PA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Tattanium
  2. Henna Barbarians
  3. Bawdy Art
  4. Brandy’s
  5. Ned’s Needles
  6. Scar Faces
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01/31/11

Never practice! Anybody who practices anything is guilty of grows in competence.

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01/31/11

BOTTLEY HARM

Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name that has something to do with wine. Our colors are red and white, hence the wine idea. It’s for work, so it needs to be clean-ish. ~Frances, Charleston, SC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Riesling to the Challenge
  2. The All Time Grapes
  3. Barrelly Alive
  4. In It to Wine It
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01/30/11

ASHTANGA IN PARIS

Dear Pun Gents, a pun about yoga. ~Christina, Wayne, NJ

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Welcome Om
  2. The Love Chakra
  3. Hell Hatha No Fury
  4. Dude, Where’s My Karma?
  5. Man to Mantra
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01/30/11

GUINESSCOLOGISTS

Dear Pun Gents, I’m running an Irish 5k and need a funny Irish team name for about 5 or 6 girls. ~Whitney, De Pere, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. O’Galleys
  2. The Blar Knees
  3. Liffey Is Short
  4. Guinesscologists
  5. The Irish Race
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01/30/11

NED: Where’s the nearest burger pit?
ED:¬† I don’t know, ask a Pittsburgher.

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01/30/11

YOU AND WHOSE RNA?

Dear Pun Gents, I would also (please!) like a roller derby name for myself. I’d like a powerful/mean one that pertains to DNA (I’m a DNA analyst). Thank you! ~Kiersten, Orlando, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Mean Jean
  2. Helix on Wheels
  3. Shelix
  4. Broken Ribos
  5. DNA, Princess of Wails
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01/29/11

HOUSE MUSIC

Dear Pun Gents, We are forming a curling team with a bunch of fun folks. One of the team names is ‘We Swept With Your Wife.’ There are girls and boys and a lot of music lovers. But I’m not a fan of ‘Rolling Stones’ as a name. We often refer to people as savages and could use that in the name. ~Heather, Saint John, NB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Bonspiel Jovi
  2. BRush
  3. Curler me Badd
  4. Die! Mannequins
  5. Turn Around Bright Ice
  6. Rink Ho Starrs
  7. Broom Broom Pow
  8. Baby Got Tap Back
  9. Big Wrecked Shot
  10. Savagenesis
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01/29/11

When I suggested that washing your clothes in the toilet is a good idea, I was met with in crud dull a tee.

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01/28/11

STOUT YOUR ENGINES

Dear Pun Gents, I and three others are participating in the Beer Olympics. I need a team name related to drinking. Thanks! ~Sarah, Sheperdstown

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Stout Your Engines
  2. Beeronimo!
  3. We’re No Lagereds
  4. Head of the Competition
  5. Race Your Glass
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