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Pun for 02/07/11

PUN ON DEMAND: ALL THAT YOU ARRGH

Dear Pun Gents, my boyfriend loves puns. I want to show him how clever *I* can ┬ábe on Valentine’s Day. I need a pun that will blow him away. He is studying physics and computer science. And ever since he was a little boy he has wanted to be a pirate. HELP!? ~Anna, Boston

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. I hope to give you ‘Max Planck’ on Valentine’s Day
  2. How does a pirate measure the area of a circle? Pi arrgh squared.
  3. OOP I did it again.
  4. Compared to you, everyone else is barely a C+
  5. You never Bohr me.
  6. I could go for a jolly rogering
  7. BONUS – Why was Blackbeard upset when he had to go to the bathroom? Because a pirate without p is irate.
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One Response

  1. Anna from Boston says:

    THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH. Haha. :)

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